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- Why don't you transformed into a parachute? Or not trostel me a pair of wings? I asked Biomass, when we whistled the air.
- Enough, - she said. For this procedure you need some of your organs.
- And without the use of authority?
"No," continued Biomass. - The terminal speed is slow down your body and so. The probability indicates the landing in the snow. Bend your legs at the knees. If you land on concrete or rocks, your body will break and will peredaetsa with loss of some organs. In the event of such an accident the rest of your life, we will have the right to reconstruct your shell, at its discretion, increasing its efficiency by 200%. You will have another set of hands, you know.
- What if I don't want to have extra hands?
"Sorry."
Oddly enough, I landed on something.
Something screamed horribly... sounds an awful lot like the Captain.