TV show: Lethal League

It's time, porushka, injuring, do you love Ivan?
- I love for Ivan...
- Not smooth, we joked.

A real Japanese person in life should do three things, and at least one of them must have Bluetooth.

My husband loved life. More than me. So I had to break them up with this bitch.

And, of course, the match with Sweden, which decided the fate of our team.
Actually the fate of our team decided 500 000 Euro promised to the output of the group.
- Worked?
- Yes, we came out of the group, and the Swedes received 500 000 euros.

- Why are you drunk behind the wheel sat down?
- I'm sat!
- What sort of corpse you have in the trunk?
- On.
- Those. let's passport. Why expired?
- Kolya ask. His car, he and ask.
- Where's nick?
- In the trunk.

- I don't understand what it means "some idiot"?!
- Well, I do not know your name! If I knew your name, I would have said what!

- Don't come closer, I'll jump!
- Oh, the current do not tell me, sho I have to do! It's a free country, and everyone here does what Shaw wants, I want to go - I go, you want to jump - jump, it's your own business! Why aren't you jumping? I went up, and you do not jump! Or you wanted to jump how I wanted to approach you?

Healer, how it looks.
I've got a bad leg!
Get up and go!
- My eye hurts!
Get up and go!
- I planted the liver!
Get up and go!
- I'm bald!
Get up and go!
- I have an ugly wife!
Get up and go!
I think you're a charlatan!
- Do not sit p*zdi!

- Give condoms.
- We have a huge selection! Banana, strawberry, Apple...
- Girl, I'm not a compote waiiiit!..

- Do you not understand? I'm leaving!
- Debris capture.
- And take all your stuff!!!
- Matches in the kitchen.

If you, frowning, out of the coma
If you are not a happy Sunny day
Look here, maybe next door
She did not out anyone else.
And smile without a doubt will suddenly touch your eyes,
And good mood will not leave more you!

Eggs in the morning cooked - a bottle of Jack Daniels drank. Says, "get Nervous when I cook". Want eggs for 6500?

Petrov, why aren't you writing? The handle forgot? And you head home remember?! Everything I see, I didn't put it back in the package.

We don't lie to girls.
"I'm not fat?"
And there must be very surprised: "do You think I would date with a fat woman?"
And in that moment, you don't cheat, you don't understand how it happened at all.