football [Theme]



Italians lose football matches as if they were wars. And they lose wars as if they were football matches.
№ 465048   Added MegaMozg 22-03-2024 / 15:21
Why buy a Ferrari if you drive it like a Fiat?
Quote Explanation: About the relationship with Pep Guardiola at Barcelona.
№ 465047   Added MegaMozg 22-03-2024 / 15:18
Not everyone spends as much time in marriage as Akinfeev, Berezutsky and Ignashevich spent together on the field.
Quote Explanation: CSKA – Ural – 3:1. Russian championship. May 4, 2015
№ 464998   Added MegaMozg 21-03-2024 / 04:00
Packed. Packed. Wrapped in gift wrapping. Tied with a bow. Take that, Iker Casillas.
Quote Explanation: “Manchester United” – “Real” – 4:3. Champions League, 1/4 finals. April 23, 2003
№ 464997   Added MegaMozg 21-03-2024 / 03:57
Arbeloa... Dribbling Arbeloa! I saw Arbeloa dribble! Wow, wow.
Quote Explanation: “Barcelona” – “Real” – 1:3. Spanish Cup, semi-final. February 26, 2013
№ 464996   Added MegaMozg 21-03-2024 / 03:54
How does he score a penalty? He stands, his forehead wrinkled, first he looks at the ball, then at the goalkeeper, then again at the ball. And so serious ... As if the truth is busy with some important business.
Quote Explanation: About Messi.
How does he score a penalty? He stands, his forehead...
№ 454558   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2023 / 15:45
Where there are winners, there are losers. If I want to fulfill my dream, I have to crush someone else's.
Where there are winners, there are losers. If I want to...
№ 448885   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2023 / 18:42
I didn't particularly like sports. I know what good he brings - otherwise what kind of doctor am I? - but running always seemed to me rather ridiculous occupation. Unless it's running after a soccer ball.
№ 446759   Added MegaMozg 24-11-2022 / 11:12
As they say in our scientific circles, the British would not even hit a banjo on the back of a cow.
Quote Explanation: About the failures of the England team in penalty shootouts.
№ 444244   Added MegaMozg 10-09-2022 / 18:15
Modern children have a cool football field on the playgrounds! It is! It exists. I'm not talking about the lawn. I'm still away from him at school. I go out on the lawn, take off my shoes. You have a great football field. And there is a gate, no need to prove anything to anyone. All my childhood, the gates were imaginary. After every goal I had to say: I swear
№ 442030   Added MegaMozg 10-07-2022 / 15:39
- Psychopath.
№ 434895   Added MegaMozg 27-01-2022 / 06:15
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Release Date: 15.10.2021
№ 430775   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2021 / 23:12
- Well then, Lokomotiv, probably? A? Look, I got offended and left ... It turns out that Zenith is cooler! Cheers cheers!
№ 430318   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2021 / 22:42
I do not understand! As long as I play well, everything is fine. Even if the team loses, someone else is to blame. And if we win it is only thanks to me. Football is a simple sport.
№ 429637   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 18:40
Sport has accompanied me all my life. At school I ran well, played football, was friends with a wonderful physical education teacher Alexei Vasilyevich Kapitonov. He even came to me in Omsk, where I studied at the pilot school and I ran, became a master of sports in 800m running. He also taught his son Gennady to sports, he also became a master of sports in badminton. And I am an overdrive. And now I play tennis.
№ 423655   Added MegaMozg 18-07-2021 / 18:33