cows [Theme]

As they say in our scientific circles, the British would not even hit a banjo on the back of a cow.

Black eyes Sagittarius.

Why don't cows fly?

get hurt. It is the same with a high-pressure steam engine, in exactly the same way I would advise you to beware of fast currents near the shore, or to keep away from a recently calved cow, or not to go down into a mine that was closed many years ago, because the boards have already rotted. If, as you get older, you don’t understand what filial piety means, then you’ll be a useless father!

Before it exploded.

hit immediately.

Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky once said: "Why do cows go crazy? From British democracy." This is me to the fact that logic can be conditionally divided into female, male and Zhirinovsky's logic.

The cow is a hoofed animal domesticated on Earth for numerous purposes, from which food, drinks, fertilizers and designer shoes are obtained. People raise cows on farms, and then cut their throats, butcher the carcass, arrange the meat in portions, freeze it, sell it and cook it. By doing all this, they apparently gain the right to rename the cow to beef. These words sound very different: apparently, when a person eats a cow, the last thing he wants is to think about this animal.

Haven't you been told? The queens did not cease to cry.

They have in the country (already in the current post-war) there was even a cow, but the period of my courtship, the cow was sold, obviously deciding that to keep both me and the cow it's expensive.

- Joe! Come here!.. You, too, Meg! I'm bored.
- Mr. Lawrence! Not to shout to ladies as cows.
- Hello! Jo! Come over here!.. You too, Meg! It's dead as tombs around here.
- Mr. Laurence! One doesn't shout at ladies as if they were cattle.

Many good cows, poor calves.
Many a good cow has a bad calf.

As one said the other cows on the way to the slaughterhouse: see you in the pulp.

It was dusk in the yard over and over again hoarsely shouted nedina cow, but Maria after lunch went somewhere, and a cow tried in vain.