Character: Kostya Voronin

Women believe that they should decide when to leave a man. If it were your will, we would have a matriarchy!

Why don't cows fly?

There would be a man, but there will be a cuff.

- Book Question

- Death is a woman. She takes smart and beautiful at the beginning, so you still have to wait.

thank you in teenage language

Vera, I'm sorry, I won't...
Bone, I think, when you were a kid, these were your first words!

- Ver, wait, grab the garbage! <...>
- I want to tell you: when someone goes to throw trash a bad omen.
- You know, Vera, a bad omen is to give the car my wife, who a no makeup house.

- You said that you men these things [family problems] just do not discuss. You're a man?
Vere, why do you remember that I am a man only when it suits you?
- Well, I'm a woman...

- Wow, how quickly you arrived!
- Paid medicine - she is. For your money every whim and prognosis.

Come on nature, do nature a favor - rest!

- Dad, what is a credit card?
Credit card - it is such a magical card, which, according to mom, there is always money.

I believe in horoscopes.
- Of course, because only in the horoscope awaits you career and romantic adventures.

I wanted to talk to you about your relationship with Mary. &lt;...&gt; In General, Seryozha, you see, Mary is very smart and serious girl, she has a very big future and I wanted to be near her was intelligent, serious and reliable guy...
- Uncle Bone, thank you, Ah, like, trust!
- Well, like, you do not get it, right? You know, Sergei, if you really love dance and you like and you want her to be happy, leave her alone. Well then it will be to do with you? On the beach corn to sell? The pedals turn?
- Uncle Bone, what do you think I don't understand!? Think I'm stupid? I know that Mary is cool. She was always a clear girl! And now even the bomb!
- Well and let they themselves ticking, but the ticking one!