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Papyrus... finds trouble in interesting places. Yesterday he drove himself into a dead end trying to solve a horoscope.

I believe in horoscopes.
- Of course, because only in the horoscope awaits you career and romantic adventures.

How many people happy year of the Pig - every time sitting down at a dining table.

Stocks fall, currency markets are collapsing,
Among children there was a rumor that you can no longer listen to.
Where you are Gemini, Aries and cancer,
Nervous, freaking out, it comes to fights.
A huge asteroid hurtles towards us,
Frantically took off once the price of buckwheat
The decadent West descended on us all dogs
So, guys, our business - tobacco!
But if you, like Putin, scale, then everything will be fine, don't worry!

All very bad for our Earthly ball,
This becomes clear in the most recent loser.
Trying to fix everything and so, and syak,
But it is unlikely, apparently allowed some global herd.
Sagittarians, Capricorns and fishes there,
All happening kind of messy
Taureans, Aquarians, Scorpions and lions
These all the worse, alas!
But if you, like Putin, scale, then everything will be fine, don't worry!

Bloated well-being, we attribute our disasters the sun, the moon and stars, as if we are fools by the will of heaven, the crooks and traitors - as a result of atmospheric exposure. Gorgeous subterfuge of human debauchery - all the guilt to dump on the stars! I am what I am! I would be the same if the most chaste star flickered over my cradle...

Any kid has the right to be represented by Capricorn, without naming birthday.

Leave your worries,
What we don't like
And the fact that our horoscopes did not agree.
Don't expect the roads are flat,
They match perhaps
But there is little happiness in this everyday dust.

We shall overcome, if not, I'm not Aquarius.

Constellations, just do your songs?
Whether sane, reasonable?
Why do you exist?

Aquarius sign
They gave and have no regrets,
They gave and nothing left
And so many people were lost.
I have this feeling already a century do not hurt,
They gave and have no regrets,
And contrary to treat all autopilots,
Live in spite horoscopes!

Something I don't remember my horoscope was shit.

The most widespread superstition is the belief in horoscopes. And there's a name for people who believe in horoscopes, they are called single women.

Did you know that in the seventies, someone suggested to give up the name of the zodiacal sign "Cancer" to references to avoid any unpleasant associations with the same disease? Instead of "Cancer" was suggested by the name "moon child".