Umaturman. Horoscope (№ 353206)

Stocks fall, currency markets are collapsing,
Among children there was a rumor that you can no longer listen to.
Where you are Gemini, Aries and cancer,
Nervous, freaking out, it comes to fights.
A huge asteroid hurtles towards us,
Frantically took off once the price of buckwheat
The decadent West descended on us all dogs
So, guys, our business - tobacco!
But if you, like Putin, scale, then everything will be fine, don't worry!