Umaturman. Horoscope (№ 353205)

All very bad for our Earthly ball,
This becomes clear in the most recent loser.
Trying to fix everything and so, and syak,
But it is unlikely, apparently allowed some global herd.
Sagittarians, Capricorns and fishes there,
All happening kind of messy
Taureans, Aquarians, Scorpions and lions
These all the worse, alas!
But if you, like Putin, scale, then everything will be fine, don't worry!