Character: Sans (Sans)

Well, the attempt is not torture, I always knew that we were not real friends, don't tell other sans, okay?

Another Genocide Package - Megalovania
Once I saw the light.
Once there was no battle.
Once you've done it right.
- I once called you a friend.
I know you still remember.
They said that you can be better.
- The hope - the glimmer!
- YOU JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW IT ENDS!

Sometimes good to have someone who makes you not to be lazy.

Hmmm... more LV 9, ha. It's halfway to LV 20, the maximum. But don't think that means you're still at 50 percent good. 50 cent, 20 per cent. It's still a bad rating. Moreover, the chances... I was trying to point you in the right direction. What can I say? I can say that will change the mind of someone like you?

Yes, you leaked!!! If we are truly friends, you wouldn't come back here.

I must say that I do a good job. Look, you're here, and never even died!.. Stop with the look, am I wrong?

Hey.
Let me tell you a story.
So, I am hour in the forest ninegrid, right?
I sit there and stalk people. It's pretty boring.
Fortunately deep in the forest there is a HUGE locked door.
And it is just perfect to train prank "tuk-tuk".
And one day, I knocked as usual.
I knocked on the door and said, "tuk-tuk".
And suddenly on the other side of the door came a female voice: "who's there?"
And I, naturally, replied, "delivery."
"delivering what?"
"delivery very bad jokes."
Then she just burst into tears from laughter.
As if it were the best joke she's heard in a hundred years.
And I continued to joke, and she continued to laugh.
A few hours we had exchanged pleasantries.
In the end, I got up to go.
But the woman said I came again and I did.
Then I came again. And again. It became a thing.
However, one day, I noticed that she laughs not as usual.
I asked her what happened.
And she told me something strange.
"if ever that door people will be please, can you promise me something? Promise me you'll look after him and protect?"
Since then, I hate to make promises.
But, the one who truly loves bad jokes, just impossible to say no.
That promise that I gave her. You can guess what would have happened if she didn't ask for?
... man.
. . . T s b s u m e R t a m, g d e t a I L.

- What's up, brother?
- You know, "what up", brother! Has passed eight days, and you haven't reconfigured the puzzle! You just do what stick out his post! What are you even doing?!
- Staring at the lamp. She is great. Want to see?
No!!! I don't have time for this! What if there will appear people?! I want to be ready! I'll be the one! I'LL be the one! I'm going to get the guy! And then I, the great Papyrus... will get everything that you deserve! Respect... fame... and I will finally be able to become a member of the Royal guard! Everyone will want to be friends with me! And every morning I'm drenched in the rain of kisses!
Hmm... maybe this lamp will help you.
- SAËNS!!! You're not helping! You are lazy! Just do it, asshole! You every day are becoming lazier and lazier!
- Hey, take it easy. I've already done a ton of work. Skele-ton.
- Saëns!!!
- You smile.
- Yes! I don't like it! Oh... Why would someone so great like me... have to do so much to be learned...
- You seem overworked to the bone.
- Wow! I'll check out the puzzle... and about your work, you'd better put in the effort and figured out it all! Nye-heh-heh!

Let's call all your friends over for a big shindig. There will be cake and hot dogs, and... hmmm... wait... something's wrong. You have no friends.

So, um, Hey... Even if we down here don't give up, you don't give up, no matter where you were, okay?

Ha! Never understood why people don't use at the beginning of the strong attack.

What a wonderful street day: birds are singing, flowers are blooming. In those days, children like you SHOULD BURN IN HELL!