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The heavens never lie.
- Of course. They only laugh.

Don't act like if your parents got laid a month earlier, you would have behaved differently.

You read horoscopes? If Yes, then you are wasting not only your precious time but also precious cells of your brain. Do you believe that half a billion people in the world will be the same day, month or year as you? Blindly following the horoscope, you can hurt yourself. Perhaps you are too hot-tempered man, but not trying to deal with his temper, taking her for one of the main features of your Zodiac sign. Or are you too indecisive and afraid to take responsible steps, just because your horoscope says you are not capable of it.
Each of us can become better, anyone can break bad habits and start good. Instead of reading horoscopes, read special literature, which will really help you to improve your life.

Said the astrologer Reich
Hitler, he's a Taurus:
"Don't go to war against the Russian!"
He went. Well, Yes, Taurus.

Oops! Oops!
The signs of the zodiac!
Maid again I'll never be,
I will, therefore, cancer!

Always all are not born under the star, and the only way to live humanly is to adjust your daily horoscope.

Here you break up with someone. Broke up already. It is no longer in your life. And you're still coasting looking to him astrologers promise for today. You know that is nonsense, and watch. And anything with myself I can not. And so it goes, until your life will not be a new sign of the zodiac.

Why do you need my comfort to change the furniture?
I'm a Taurus - I hate it when I sculpt.

My zodiac sign is Scorpio and they eat themselves and burn from the inside. I flit between happiness and secrets. I'm a hypocrite, and heretic all in one. I say what I think and pretending I'm ready to accept all the consequences of their behavior.

In the time of my youth with a knife on the benches cut out the heart and "Peter + Mary = Love"... Now once the horoscopes...

- With you, with the fish, even swearing is boring.
I'm not a fish.
And not meat.

- Well, why not write: dear Cancer, you will get cancer; or: a lion with you today something terrible would happen - you'll drop the wife and you will end your life?

You have never come true horoscopes?
So the parents lied about the date of birth, maybe they don't know her, and maybe they even bought you from the Gypsies.

Leh horoscope Leo. For the life of Aries.