TV show: Slaughter Night

Boy and girl meet:
- You annoy me! Who do you like?
- Dima Bilan.
- I Slipknot.
- What do you love?
- Juice.
- I tea.
- Creature!
What's your favorite color?
Green.
My yellow.
- Fuck you!
- Who are you zodiac sign?
- I'm Libra.
And I was a Libra!
- Damn, how we fit together, o Lord!

How are we to distinguish male sexual orientation of metrosexuals, if all are beautiful and made up?
- At random!

- Name any folk wisdom about the record.
- "There was time, Yes time was."

- Who let in the market the legend of the night fake things come to life?
- Pants.

Said the astrologer Reich
Hitler, he's a Taurus:
"Don't go to war against the Russian!"
He went. Well, Yes, Taurus.

Oops! Oops!
The signs of the zodiac!
Maid again I'll never be,
I will, therefore, cancer!

- How to justify the lipstick on the shirt?
To say - it's just... You're still pants not seen!

Moscow itself as the big Mac. People in the subway - this is the first Patty, the people upstairs, the second cutlet, trees, lettuce, ring road onion rings... Need to get out of Moscow, while the rolls didn't cover us!

And I would right here and now complained of the Bolsheviks, because it's their fault that I'm a flake!

Of course, I am for the paranormal. Of course, I am a Goblin.. For a mermaid... For the fright ... I can't be against father, mother and sisters!

- Mom, Dad, meet my new friend Alyosha.
- Your mother, a dead elk!
- Alyosha come on, we're not welcome here.

The only free cheese is in a cheeseburger, which struck like a hamburger.

Love is like the only beer in the house, accidentally found in the fridge the morning after a great drinking. It is priceless.

Higher education is megauploadlink. Fuck you, for example, for an arts degree and 5 years don't know what you want to do - in construction work or rice to pack...