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Calendar, go here! Let's start: here's Aries, or the RAM - lecherous dog, he begets us on earth; and then the Taurus, or the Bull, is ready and is willing to stab us with his horns; then there are the Twins - that is, Virtue and Vice; we try to reach Virtue, but that comes with Cancer and pulls us back, and here is how to go from Virtue, lying in the road roaring lion - it bites us in rage and brutally strikes with his paw on the shoulder; we barely saved him, and welcome Virgo! that is our first love; get married and believe that happy ever after, when suddenly before us appeared the Scales - happiness weighed and it turns out insufficient; we are very sad about it and suddenly jump up and down! is the Scorpion stings us in rear; we then are taken to heal the wound and then drink and! - from all sides flying at us arrows; is a Sagittarius plays at leisure. Having to pull out a plunging boom, and then move! - there is a battering RAM Capricornus, the Goat otherwise; he rushes upon us with all his LOBs and us to God knows where; and there Aquarius brings us a flood, and here we are drowned and sleep to top it all off with the Fishes under the water. And here is a sermon, written in the sky, and the sun passes through it every year, and every year we have chosen safe and sound.

... with the help of the horoscope you can amazing effect on people, even to control their actions. With its help you can convince them certain actions, from other to warn and soft hint of the coming disaster to guide them on the path of humility.

Not compatible with our horoscopes,
The constellations stood mute reproach,
Astrologers broke telescopes,
Because we with you so far...