Character: Ralph Roberts

Although all the books I read Ralph as one argued that alcohol insomnia does not help that it is a common misconception and that most of this "treatment" only gets worse, Ralph decided to try. And tried. He never drank, so I started with a teaspoon of honey in a quarter glass of whiskey, but after a week without improvement, went for a drink... and then two. One morning he woke up at four twenty with a headache and a nasty taste in the mouth, he was surprised to realize he was hungover for the first time in fifteen years.
Life's too short for this shit, he said to his empty apartment, and that was the end of the great experiment with whiskey.