Character: Keeper Of The Crypt (Crypt Keeper)



I think it is true that it is better to die than to marry.
Tales from the crypt (Tales from the Crypt) Keeper Of The Crypt (Crypt Keeper)
5 Season 6 Series
true marriage
№ 305217   Added MegaMozg 21-10-2017 / 01:15
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I love girls who are losing their head, and you keep the head for themselves.
Tales from the crypt (Tales from the Crypt) Keeper Of The Crypt (Crypt Keeper)
4 Season 1 Series
funny quotes
№ 303925   Added MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 01:03
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As one said the other cows on the way to the slaughterhouse: see you in the pulp.
Tales from the crypt (Tales from the Crypt) Keeper Of The Crypt (Crypt Keeper)
2 Season 18 Series
funny quotescows
№ 303601   Added MegaMozg 10-10-2017 / 17:03
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- On that not only makes people fear old age.
- I don't understand it, Mosley will pump up or so and go through all the death of rattling bones?! Work!
Quote Explanation: X-Con (hero Arnold Schwarzenegger), supervises the training of the Crypt Keeper.
Tales from the crypt (Tales from the Crypt) Keeper Of The Crypt (Crypt Keeper) X-Con
2 Season 2 Series
funny quotesdeath fear old age
№ 303593   Added MegaMozg 10-10-2017 / 15:06
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