TV series: Tales from the crypt (Tales from the Crypt)

I think it is true that it is better to die than to marry.

Mr. burns, your wife wears accessible clothes?
What?
- She prefers straight skirts or Assembly? Straight pants, loose or those that slide off easily?
I do not know.
- She bought himself some new underwear?
- How do I know?
- You own the dry cleaning and you don't know what is your wife?
- I understand the quality of clothing, not styles.

- Squid on skewers is even worse than your idea of a seafood restaurant last year.
- Honey, remember what was said Colonel Harland Sanders in the fifty-sixth: "Menu one of chicken? Yes, you are crazy!" If so, then I am willing to be considered insane. Dear, our glory will be the envy of "Baskin Robbins"!

I love girls who are losing their head, and you keep the head for themselves.

- Hamlet holds the skull of Yorick... He sees what has become his friend for twelve years of decay under the earth. That's why he's so sad. Here's why...
- Who Is Yorick?
- No, stupid! Hamlet.

As one said the other cows on the way to the slaughterhouse: see you in the pulp.

- On that not only makes people fear old age.
- I don't understand it, Mosley will pump up or so and go through all the death of rattling bones?! Work!

To see the truth, the righteous need only the divine light... And electricity to pay, so don't enable.

- You know... I Love Chinese food... only One bad.
- Twenty minutes later want to eat again?!
Ha ha ha! How do you know?

The end of one road and beginning of another.

Remember laughter prolongs life, and the constant fear will make you immortal.

The principle of getting girls in panties is very simple. There is the old rule: say goodbye to the whores like Queens and Queens like whores!