English [Theme]

I'm now studying in an English school and you did not notice that somehow creepy in such schools announce the opportunity to talk to a foreigner? They usually say - "tomorrow a carrier will come to you." I think: they want to infect us with English, what's going on?

Everyone in Moscow knows English. My level of English is the Moscow metro. Barrikadnaya station. And you answer: "Ok, it's mine!"

We, the British, now really have everything in common with the Americans, except, of course, the language.

It is strange that in English the word "simple", when talking about a face, is used instead of "ugly." But the main signs of human beauty are just simplicity, symmetry and ingenuity, which are always associated with youth and purity.

I am an experienced teacher and studied at Oxford. For a whole month. I went to the courses "English for a month in Oxford". I was young, spent the money, there anything is not learned, but I now can say: "I studied at Oxford!" It is the goal of education in Oxford - went, and then bursting everywhere you went there. "That's one of my friend finished Mytishchi technical University forest." And he will carry this information with him to the grave.

I love the English language. In English there are a lot of grammatical forms, with which you can talk about future time. In Russian it translates to stupid. If you take the Russian textbook, there it looks strange. Something like: "By the time Billy has come home, Mary will continue to eat cake five hours." How do you know? In Russian so it is impossible to say. Because we have no future.

- So where are you?
- From England.
- I thought so. Just, quite often I take Australians for the British.
- Yes, people often are Australians.
- Ahah, that kind of nonsense? Oh, I jokingly said so. It's just a turnover, you have in England such things happen?
- What figures of speech?
Yes.
- We invented them.

Turns out I'm wrong even say "Martini", "Campari" and "tomatos and potatos". My high school English teacher Galina instilled in me a special, Voronezh accent. Of all the English-speaking people the only thing I understood.

Yeah, no one understands England, although everyone understands English.

- Let me guess: you're one of those guys who break the rules, that would feel cool. Am I right?
- Do not deny it.
- I think it's cute?
- And you think it's cute?
- Let me guess: you are the kind of guy who ignores the rules cause it make you feeling control. Am I right?
- You're not wrong.
- Do you think it cute?
- Do YOU think it cute?

I have no doubt that you would be surprised the cow, suddenly zagovorila English.
But trust me, hearing it for the tenth time, you will be outraged with the lack of the Oxford accent (of course, if you yourself understand this).

Oh! Mother said: "Learn English, son! Teach!"

For example, if you've mastered one romance language, such as Spanish, here is side by side, are similar to the layers of Portuguese, Italian, Romanian. And if defeated one German - English or German, then you are open and many of the neighboring - for example, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian. And with each new language is effort and time is spent less.

I think I'll ever make a tutorial for those who want to learn English for a month. It will be a hard tutorial. You know, like those old Soviet textbooks. Remember those textbooks? No pictures, nor any sort of games, even English words. Just 300 pages of the Russian text in the beginning, "Translate". Not even said which language.