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I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
I know this is a stupid question and the answer is known... But you Americans, in addition to English another language you know?

When you practice your English, try to do it slower than last time.

After Putin the day after.
To Medvedev to replace anyone.
Could you me after Medvedev Putin? - Could you cover for me the day after tomorrow?

To make progress in English adhering to two rules:
The first is to Speak English without hesitating. And the second is to love him.

- And you do do you speak english?
- Oh, yes I do!
- Lucky...

In French you can talk about the heroism and valor with dignity, you know. And in English it is impossible to talk about the heroism and prowess, becoming a bit ridiculous, you know that too. Why is it more profitable to talk to you in English.
In fact, I and English hero, brave and all that jazz.

I'm an American. We don't study foreign languages, believing that everyone should speak English. I know this is arrogance. But what we are.

... English standard rhyme love-dove, in Russian the duty the rhymes with love will understand that. I mean, not the carrots. Hence, they say, is not quite the same view of love.

About sex it is better to speak in English.

- How to translate "i dont know?"
I don't know.
And I don't know!

When you travel without knowing English, you begin to understand what it means to be born deaf and feeble-minded.

Language English is the stepping stone for a career, and Materna - medicine for the soul.

Couple from Russia going to the resort. Go in the room, are located.
Suddenly the husband hears the cries of his wife.
- There is a mouse! Aaaaaaaa! Call them, explain the situation - do you even know English, and I zero!
Husband calling to them:
- Hello!
- Hellow.
Do Yu know "Tom and Jerry"?
Of KOs.
- Jerry from Chi!