KVN team: Parapaparam

Friends, we are in the Studio of the program "Want to know" with Michael Shirvindt.
- Hello dear friends... And here's the next letter came to us from the great city of Vologda. Andrew from Vologda asks: "Tell me please, is it true that Miami is home to the most elegant prostitute?"... Well, let's go check...
- Michael, can the text please?
Ne - ne-ne-ne! "Where is Vologda fucking butter?" Guys Vologda!

And what's the name of the future son-in-law?
Laskin!
- .. That the dynasty was interrupted Razumovsky! 70 years of communism has not ended a dynasty, and then some Laskin! Importantly, not Stalin... Laskin! God, so it's going to be? Lashkina Dasha! It's like a curse new. Lashkina Dasha!
- Dad, by the way, if you hadn't taken my mom's maiden name so would have been Udodova now!
Is all right, but it is necessary to speak a little quieter.

The son of the shop and music teacher graduated from the school with two fives.

The young couple had dinner at home by candlelight, but all the romance spoiled grandmother, who left the room and crossed himself.

If the ad: "Sell the printer" handwritten, buy it not worth it.

After Putin the day after.
To Medvedev to replace anyone.
Could you me after Medvedev Putin? - Could you cover for me the day after tomorrow?

Good morning, in the broadcast transmission "Very skilful hands" and I, her presenter Andrey Bakhmetyev. Today I will teach you how from plastic bottles to make a rear bumper for a Maybach...

- Our children - Maxim Chudov and Dmitry Yaroshenko - in Oberhof in the men's sprint 10 km took gold and silver. Maxime, congratulations on the gold! Dmitry, how so?

The costs of the profession. Saleswoman stalls, walking home from work, some time scared seeing people as a whole.

The Russian army is the eternal engine of higher education!

There would be no happiness, Yes the misfortune has helped. Very ugly girl from Voronezh went to Moscow to enroll. Not received. Decided to work as prostitute, but prostitutes chipped in and paid for her course.

Imagine a newscaster misspoke and called Putin Yuri.
- Well, Vanya, nothing terrible happens. Pull Yourself Together... Together?
Yes, Yes.
- I came for you.
- O_O
- I'm just kidding!

Elena Malysheva at the police station:
- Why did you cut the woman's bag and took out the wallet?
Just understand, the bag is like a stomach, and the purse is the Appendix, which had to withdraw.
- Why did you do it in the subway?
Just metro the main artery of Moscow. I like a little uglevody were in circulation.
- Why do you run away from our staff.
- First, not run away, and was gone. And secondly, I wanted to show that not all police officers will be recertified.

Putin tests Lada Granta:
- Tell me, what is her fuel consumption per 100 km?
- HOW MUCH?