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Never laugh at a man who speaks in broken English. That means he knows another language.

After the English lessons come to me crazy Mama with a question: "so, how'd it go? How's my boy?" I think: my God, you live with this monster! You know everything, why are you asking me? But I can't say because I don't want to offend anyone, and I say something like: "Alesha is very Patriotic mouth. None of the bourgeois sound will not come out of it. It is done!"

Many parents think that if their child will learn English, it will become smarter. It doesn't work. If a moron somehow learns English, he'll just be able to pass on their moronic thoughts to the British.

- Do you speak English?
- No.
- Français?
- No.
Italian?
- No.
- Only Portuguese?
Yes.
- And I'm not.

Have you noticed that every year the English language offers us to learn in a shorter period of time? Five years ago I saw an ad for: "English for six months." A year ago I saw an ad for: "English for three months." And recently my friend said that there is: "English in a month". I am sure that soon I will walk down the street and see the ads: "You just learned English!" And you're like, "Fucking yeah! Ok! All right... Dog - dog."

Teach Latin. In hell with no one in English will not talk.

Only Russians speak English clearly, slowly, and every word duplicating gestures.

We now have with America are all the same, except, of course, language.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.

If the English people acknowledged someone's language other than their own, that the triumphal procession of the latter has ceased.

- Yes, Arthur. Of course, I knew it was you, in your British accent...
- I have no accent, doctor number. The accent you have.

Bad English, <...> will be the language of the future world.

"Should" is translated as "in my opinion" and is one of the most common manipulators in modern English.

Thoughts on the modern Russian language, we never finish, because Russian perfective verbs in the present tense neurotrauma. At the present time we can only DO something (imperfective aspect). To MAKE (perfect) can only be in the past and the future. However, the future will never come due to the fact that it is the future... Take, for comparison, the same English. Four forms of the present tense. And among them the PRESENT PERFECT. Whether we are English, we long to have something built.

Learning English, we encounter modal verbs. In Russian we are dealing with modal words ("must", "happy", "ready", "must"). Quite naturally, Russian human nature debts are not repaid, because the word "should" is not a verb and, therefore, actions not a means.