Author of quotes: Jerome Klapka Jerome

After a while he met two girls arm in arm with a young man, with whom they flirted recklessly. Harris asked whether they had seen his wife. One of the girls inquired how she looks. Harris knew enough Dutch to describe the ladies ' room and tells the wife the most General way, as a beautiful woman of medium height. This did not satisfy them - the signs were inadequate; commercials any man can lay claim to a beautiful woman and ask yourself a foreign wife! They wanted to know how she was dressed, but that Harris could not recall for any price. I doubt whether the man can remember, was dressed as a woman, if it took more than ten minutes from the time of their separation. Harris, however, realized that his wife was a blue skirt and then something from the waist to the neck, what is this skirt held...