Book: Three men in a boat, not counting the dog

He said he feels a desire not only to beat the one who nailed the Board, but at the same time to massacre the members of his family, all his friends and relatives, and then burn down his house. It seemed to me that Harris are a little creepy, but he replied:
- Not at all! And when they're all gonna burn, I'm happy to sing from the ashes of a comic song.

But I am not like that. I can't sit difficult hand and idly watch as someone works up a sweat. I immediately feel the need to stand up and to dispose of, and I walk with his hands in his pockets, and lead. I an active by nature. There's nothing you can do about it.

In this case I had all the signs of liver disease (this was impossible to be mistaken), including the main symptom, "apathy and insurmountable aversion to any kind of work." As I was tormented by this disease - it is impossible to describe. I suffered them from the cradle. Since I went to school, illness has kept me up almost any day.

According to my observations, any member of any boating team necessarily suffers from the fixed idea that he is working for all.

Unjust suspicion to pursue even the most worthy. For, as the poet said: "Who shall escape calumny?"
Really - who?

Not what the eye sees, not feels, and the stomach.

When I can't get what I want, I do not know restraint.

The greatest geniuses of mankind have never been able to translate into reality his ideals...

... better to drink than to get his feet wet.

...too early to think about the rest when the sun is still shining.

Strange and inconceivable thing - twine. You stack her rings with such great patience and caution as if you were folding a new pair of pants, and five minutes later, you take her, she has turned into some horrible, hideous tangle.
I don't want to be the accuser, but I firmly believe that if you take the most ordinary twine, pulling it on level ground in a straight line, turn my back for thirty seconds and then look at it again, it would appear that she had managed to gather together, to curl, and tied in knots, and lost both ends, and into a solid loop. And you'll need a good half hour to sit on the grass and cursing again to straighten it out.

But who needs a weather prediction? The fact that it deteriorates, is in itself bad enough; why even poison his life, learning about it beforehand?

I was most annoyed when someone idles while I work.

Strange thing: people who are prone to motion sickness, do not happen... on land. In the sea you meet these accidents at every step, on the boat rife. But on solid ground I have never came across a person who would know what it means to be sick sickness. Just wonder: where disappear when you disembark the thousands and thousands of sufferers, which is swarming with any ship.