Character: Jay



Jay: Where am I? It's not "Windel".
Progressor Cain: Hello, Jay. You are in the scientific center "Noalhat". My name is Cain.
D.: "Nobullet"? In my database there is no information about this place.
K.: You've been asleep for more than two hundred years. During this time much has changed.
Dr. Ayman: Mr. Cain, whether it is wise...
K.: Please do not interfere with the experiment.
D. background Radiation noticeably improved. In Ardamine the crash occurred on a continental scale.
K.: Go Ahead.
Ad: From my data it follows that any species goes through three stages of evolution. Becoming - maturity - and death. I believe that your views passed the stage of maturity and purposefully moving towards death. This is the only way to explain your desire for self-destruction. Your role in this world they are going to play.
E: Jay, you talk to their creators!
D.: "And God created beings in his image and likeness". In my memory and provided the basis of your literature. There are many examples of how Creators create inferior beings. But there is no single example that the Creator created the creature, on a level superior to it for development.
K. Conclusion?
D: You are not my creators. You are a tool in the hands of the Creator. Intermediate stage of evolution on the way to me.
E: ?!
K.: Go Ahead, Jay.
D: My kind of replaced your. You will have to step aside and give us directions.
E: turn it Off! Turn off immediately!
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Quote Explanation: Protocol of interrogation of "project Jay."
№ 396301   Added Viker 27-05-2020 / 11:17
- I predicted that I will meet you, and you both need me.
- What have you been doing? Not in time to save your ass from those mad dwarves, and you said - take her there, I knew not where!
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- You moved to new Jersey and me with tack.
It's like I'm Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that pub!
№ 365839   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 19:16
- When you go to Illinois?
- Curious carrots!.. Tomorrow.
№ 365829   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 19:06
But then Ellia stumbled on the word, paused for about ten seconds and reluctantly (and who likes to admit their own mistakes) said:
- I take it back, brother!
- You decided to take up cooking? - incredibly surprised Jay and plaintively wailed, Bukowskis in front of my sister on her knees: - And maybe still don't, honey, I still want to live a little. Have mercy! I'm a good boy, I will obey the Pope regularly visits lady-mother, to wash their hands after using the toilet, to eat in the mornings porridge with lumps and sea radish!
№ 322605   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2018 / 21:18
- Even if not an accident, we will play the role of bait and all out - bred Prince. - And anyway, everyone has their own ways of getting cash. And you take away my livelihood!!!
Nothing that will drag a couple of wallets and will die of hunger. At least we will always give you a crust of bread, with a further payment at the homecoming and at interest - "calm down" Jay Princess.
№ 322604   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2018 / 21:17
But I am not like that. I can't sit difficult hand and idly watch as someone works up a sweat. I immediately feel the need to stand up and to dispose of, and I walk with his hands in his pockets, and lead. I an active by nature. There's nothing you can do about it.
№ 308902   Added MegaMozg 24-11-2017 / 21:08
Apparently this is the law of life: each person has what he needs. Married men have wives, and apparently did not value them; and the young bachelors are bitter about not being able to acquire them. The poor, barely able to feed themselves, sometimes up to eight children. The rich elderly who had no one to leave their money to, die childless.
№ 292708   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 00:51
And you know what happens in prison? Dolby in the ass!
№ 283673   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 11:42
- I have had some girlfriends too, but all they did was shake from me was weed and shit. My grandmother always said, "What's better? A good plate with nothing on it?" Damn, I screwed up. Not so. "What's a good plate with nothing on it".
And what does that mean?
I do not know. She was senile. She wet my fucking pants and shit, too.
№ 275410   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:30
I fuckin ' bored, man! I'm afraid boredom is the first step to relapse.
№ 275409   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:30
- The Fucking Bible?
- Hey, Hey! Holy fucking Bible, son!
№ 275408   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:29
Damn Easter! Hanging out here so much immoral girls and we freak!
№ 266167   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:02
Ladies and gentlemen, my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs, and the pile of money accumulated over the years in the forwarding business, but they had a dream. They hoped that one day in the snowy hills of North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity in the arms of a cheerleader in the girls ' bathroom "Waffle", which is not far from the motorway. They've sacrificed so much for this dream! And therefore, we are obliged to continue their journey despite all odds and obstacles! Not for me and certainly not for the unfortunate girls, which is destined to play this role, but for the sake of my parents, and for all immigrants to join this great nation in hopes that their children will be something that could not be their own: sex with a cheerleader!
№ 264310   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:00
Art is first of all a passion, not a talent! Often true passion is much more important than talent!
№ 221645   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:26
A life filled with only joy, monotonous. I sometimes wonder whether saints in heaven utter serenity of its existence, a heavy burden. For me, eternal bliss is able to drive you crazy.
№ 206862   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 10:36