Clerks (Clerks) (№ 275410)

- I have had some girlfriends too, but all they did was shake from me was weed and shit. My grandmother always said, "What's better? A good plate with nothing on it?" Damn, I screwed up. Not so. "What's a good plate with nothing on it".
And what does that mean?
I do not know. She was senile. She wet my fucking pants and shit, too.