Movie: Clerks (Clerks)

- They say so much, but never write, a good movie or not. This movie is good? Sir?
What?
Among them there is at least one good movie?
I don't watch movies.
- Well, you heard at least one of these movies?
- I try not to meddle in the Affairs of others.
- You mean you haven't heard any opinions about these films?
- No.
- Well, how about these two?
Shit.
Are the same movies. You haven't been paying attention to me.
- Did not pay.
- I think your Manager would appreciate it.
And I don't appreciate your Ruse.
- Excuse me?
Your Ruse. You tried to outwit me.
- I was just trying to show that you do not pay attention to me.
- Hope you're happy.
- I?
- The fact that you were right. There is nothing better than to tell people their mistakes.
- It was the last time I came here.
We'll miss you.

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today". You sound like an asshole! Nobody dragged here by the hair. You're here because I decided. You like to think that on your shoulders rests the world, that the world will fall apart if Dante wasn't here. You're too fuckin ' buttons! You're just hammering on the buttons, but any fool would have coped with our work. You're just obsessed with that show the importance of their work. I work in a small shop! And also, bad work. I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right. He has no delusions about what he does. And we bend over backwards to show its importance in comparison with those who come here to buy a paper or cigarettes. We look at them as if we are better than all of them. But if we are so smart, then what are we doing here?

- I have had some girlfriends too, but all they did was shake from me was weed and shit. My grandmother always said, "What's better? A good plate with nothing on it?" Damn, I screwed up. Not so. "What's a good plate with nothing on it".
And what does that mean?
I do not know. She was senile. She wet my fucking pants and shit, too.

I like to think that I am master of my own destiny.

- 53 dollars a week on cigarettes? Seriously? You would pay someone that much money every week to kill you? That's exactly what you're doing when you pay for the so-called privilege to smoke!
- All the same someday we'll die...
- <...> Of course, we all have to die someday, but do we have to pay for it?

- So you hate people!
- But l love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Have you ever noticed that all the prices end in nine? Hell, it's scary.

- A cute cat. What's his name?
- Annoying customer.

And you have, well, this movie, with the actor, who starred in that movie that came out a year ago?

You know, I believe in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially when it became something to fill.

I have the feeling that they all have an IQ below their Shoe size.

Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.
What they serve you, doesn't mean they you have to deal.

Dude, there are millions of beautiful girls, but they don't all bring you lasagne to work. Most will be stupid to change.