Movie: Jay and Silent Bob strike back (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

Thing to shout "Stop!" and run the hell out of here to my trailer, where I got more white girls than the first lifeboat on the Titanic.

Tickets? Since when in the bus you have to pay? We were taken free of charge every morning in school.

She told me to "fuck off" even once, and even spray tear gas did not reach. You know, the fat one, is love.

- We need to stop these idiots before they tarnished our good names!
- Well, firstly, I don't know how long your names are good...

- Look how sweet she is! Get her down!
- Don't get it and waving his wanker! Well, or wait until she goes to sleep!

I am the master of the Clit! Where is the clitoris where you could see this face!

- You love all animals?
- Of course!
And sheep?
- Well, of course. They are cute and beautiful creatures...
- But tell me, would you fuck a sheep?
Dude! What's your problem?
- Nah, dude, you don't understand! If you were a sheep would you fuck another sheep?
Well... Perhaps, Yes. It's natural...
- I thought so... WE're NOT ON the ROAD, DIRTY BZEEB!!!

- Tell me, do you love snakes?
- Of course. Impossible not to love animals just because they cannot be ironed.
- A Trouser snake?
- What these are?
Oh, yeah...

Smoke dope,
Fool Schmal,
When the wind blows Coca drink beer! Drink! Drink!
The schools, *to sell!
Who sells?
We sell!
No money -
Loan give!

- Yes, but we are not gay.
Yes you are a Rube! New Millenium! Gay, not gay, all have been equal. All hitchhiker doing IT, otherwise why would the drivers to take us. There are no more borders!
- Here is the border! From this side we are not gay!

No more hairy nuns.

- Your coffee, sir.
- Spat at him?
- I do not care...
- Booger?
- There's no boogers in it, sir...
He studied in film school, right? Rage I suppose, that a nigger put such a big-budget movie, right? Your daddy know you wear the Niger coffee? He had a heart attack!
- There are no boogers...