Character: Jay. Page 1



Strange thing: if I read the announcement of any patented tool, as I come to the conclusion that I suffer from the same disease in question, and in dangerous form. In all cases, the described symptoms exactly match with my feelings.
№ 205697   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 09:54
He thinks if you keep silent, you should speak to him, and all will be stunned in surprise.
Quote Explanation: Silent Bob is always silent
№ 195949   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:13
They scolded us not the usual harmless expletives, and long, carefully thought out, comprehensive curses, that embraced the whole of our life journey, taken away into the distant future and touched all our loved anything that had to do with us. It was a good, substantial curses.
№ 193070   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:22
We in our time do not realize the charm of this dog. We are too accustomed to it. She is like the sunset and the stars: the beauty does not strike us, because our eyes have long looked to her.
№ 193069   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:22
Earthly life is just a test, and, just as sparks are destined to fly upwards, so man is doomed to adversity.
№ 193067   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:22
Such is life, and we are all but grass, which cut off, put in the oven and burn.
№ 193066   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:22
- Because if this is fate, then this has to be some meaning, right?
Yes...
- Then why fight fate? If you do not, life can become very dimensional.
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№ 172822   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 16:18
- Why is the sacrifice always bring pretty?
- Well, I think, beautiful it is easier to kill than monsters.
Quote Explanation: Talking about the daughter of the leader of one of the Indian tribes that sacrificed.
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№ 172821   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 16:18
I like the Golf ball - I hit different clubs, trying to achieve something, I have no idea.
Quote Explanation: On the pressure of others and stereotypes
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№ 172820   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 16:18
Tickets? Since when in the bus you have to pay? We were taken free of charge every morning in school.
№ 145188   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:31
She told me to "fuck off" even once, and even spray tear gas did not reach. You know, the fat one, is love.
№ 145187   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:31
- We need to stop these idiots before they tarnished our good names!
- Well, firstly, I don't know how long your names are good...
№ 132433   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 11:14
You ought to read your Bible, sir, you'll find a bunch of supernatural shit. For example, you know that Jesus was a Jew?
№ 131704   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 10:01
I love Raja. We've known each other since childhood. The son of a family friend. The perfect couple. That's all.
- God, you guys are from a movie popped up?
№ 108565   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:13
- What's your name?
- Simran.
Really? Just like in that movie. You don't have a boyfriend by the name Raj?
- My fiance's name is Raj.
- And you never thought what will happen to your children? The answer to the question of a teacher at school "Children, who are your parents?" is "Raj and Simran". "Children, and they also sing in the grass?"
№ 108564   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:13