John Green. Christmas Blizzard (№ 264310)

Ladies and gentlemen, my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs, and the pile of money accumulated over the years in the forwarding business, but they had a dream. They hoped that one day in the snowy hills of North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity in the arms of a cheerleader in the girls ' bathroom "Waffle", which is not far from the motorway. They've sacrificed so much for this dream! And therefore, we are obliged to continue their journey despite all odds and obstacles! Not for me and certainly not for the unfortunate girls, which is destined to play this role, but for the sake of my parents, and for all immigrants to join this great nation in hopes that their children will be something that could not be their own: sex with a cheerleader!