Movie: Dogma (Dogma)

- I predicted that I will meet you, and you both need me.
- What have you been doing? Not in time to save your ass from those mad dwarves, and you said - take her there, I knew not where!
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- You moved to new Jersey and me with tack.
It's like I'm Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that pub!

- When you go to Illinois?
- Curious carrots!.. Tomorrow.

They were given Paradise, they threw it away. They were given Land, they messed.

- A crisis of faith over?
- I got more than I ordered.
- Not drought, so the rain. Strengthened by faith?
- No. But have a good idea.
Bravo.

And who of us is infantile? What did you hit? You hit me with a Golf club? Are you serious? I'm a fucking demon!

I've seen too many bond movies and realize that all the details of the plan can not be disclosed even on the verge of victory.

All that happened to you only means a reappraisal of your personality with the new circumstances. So, please, be yourself, and... well, Feel like a child.
- So don't cheat on your taxes?
- To say the least.

The basis of the strategy: if the enemy knows where you are - whether in a different place.

- My ex-husband taught me to expect the worst from men.
- Are you divorced?
- Not the language. He dumped me.
- I also once threw.
- Do you just constantly question your value?
- What am I worth if I'm thrown away like a scrap?
- Still waiting, maybe whoever's gonna come to their senses and call you back. Promise that the pain will subside. With time. But in reality all the more painful.
You know what we need?
- Well, what do we need?
- You need to drink. To get really drunk.

- Wars, bigotry, televangelism worst of all - the crushing of all religions. He said: "People are all mixed up. A good idea became the Foundation of the faith."
- It turns out, to believe bad?
- You know, it's better to have ideas. I mean, the idea of change easy to change a belief is harder. People die for it, kill for it.

I do not like those for whom God is not blessing, but a burden. As for some Catholics. For you, faith is not a holiday, but Moody feat.

Don't need to be the Muse that Rob lustful fools.

She's not a woman. True.
- Yes? And what I saw Jay cozying up, it's not a bust?
That's it? Tits don't make a woman a woman. You really need to understand. Our silent Bob has Breasts.

I'm not complaining, but don't go until you hear what's happening and where you come from.
- I? Personally, I from the sky. Okay, let's go.
- On foot? Damn! Do you realize how much there is to stomp?
- Come on! In the old days we with Christ used to walk everywhere. You ever seen the thick of the apostles?