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Foreigners always wonder why the Russians, when they can't do something, shout: YOUR BUNNY WROTE!!!!!
Your bunny wrote (to read quickly).©
№ 56387   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:09
When everywhere you is a joy.
When you are everywhere one is a splean.
When no one calls - it's shit.
When everything around is wrong - it is...
№ 54472   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:07
England and America - two Nations separated by a common language.
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
№ 43345   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:34
The British General most intelligent people.
It is in their language and and end sound almost the same.
№ 22526   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:53
Yes, Yes, the anti-corruption squad!
№ 17921   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 23:39
- I was tormented by one question. You're there ask the teachers, however, that in the English language is not mate?
- Of course not, where did he come from.
- And how then to translate "motherfucker"? That's not to Mat what?
- Of course not. There's even drunken sailors as at social events talking.
- How, then, translates the word "fuck"?
- "Oh my God".
№ 16882   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
Pencil.
- E pencil.
- Table.
- E of the table.
- A girl.
- Dude.
№ 1056   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:49