Movie: The return of the king (The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King)



Your king has shown a Fig! Not forgive insults! All will die to the last!!!
№ 279884   Added MegaMozg 19-03-2017 / 16:55
- Dad, the doctor said a boy.
- Elf?
- No, dad, it's not politically correct. We must speak "alphamerical".
№ 279882   Added MegaMozg 19-03-2017 / 16:54
Hey, Hello! I see, you're just lazy. You would, this, the gates would be painted or something, or mesh strap.
№ 190776   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:50
- I don't know what to drink - vodka or alcohol... What do you recommend?
I don't know. Everything is delicious!
№ 76674   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 11:00
- What about Fedor?
- Some a Fedor? We don't know any Fedora! You only will give you all these greedy kids will drag!
№ 39801   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:08
Remember, Senya, take someone else's - not good. Article 158 of the first.
№ 20596   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:25
[Before his death]
Died, you know, like the protagonist of Honduras... And journalists in their tabloid writes: "a Drunk fell under the horse."
№ 20595   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:25
Karl Marx is dead, Lenin is dead... and I th-ill...
№ 20594   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:25
Remember, the son is still alive, don't get married.
№ 20578   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:25
- And if they start to shoot, huh? White?
- As usual - will take aim at me and will hit you.
№ 20567   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:24
Yes I do is cool, there is no save! And most importantly - humble.
№ 20566   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:24
- Nifiga not see!
- And you're third eye apply.
- Well, everything! Drove, Ernest Muldashev... the third eye, little green men, the newspaper "Anomaly". You yourself, then che see her third? That there is no spoon?
№ 20563   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:24
- Come build. Boys left, girls right.
- Do not be angry, Agronomist, they have a solid unisex, some skeletons.
№ 16887   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
From our community you snapping (pulls out sword). Jedi mega-sword. Gives +5 points of strength, +2 stamina.
The sword is, of course, cool. Maybe the machine gun give?
- No, guys, the gun I will not give you. Now, if I went with you, then that's different. And so, you know, it makes no sense.
№ 16886   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
- What kind of people... said a Hundred times: "Put the tents strictly in line".
- Maybe they have a line of curves?
- The idea is interesting.
№ 16885   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21