Character: Gelding

- You mean - a magic wand?

Are athletes!
- Fans?
- Not professionals. See how training can be grueling! Even their motto is - no pain, no gain!
- Translate!
Yeah the translation is stupid. It just sounds cool. Not our way.

- So, let's see what we have on the border is done. Look at this, doing: thieves on the river Bank you sit and drink beer with crayfish.
- Do not believe them pendalf, that they have a muzzle like that.

- I was tormented by one question. You're there ask the teachers, however, that in the English language is not mate?
- Of course not, where did he come from.
- And how then to translate "motherfucker"? That's not to Mat what?
- Of course not. There's even drunken sailors as at social events talking.
- How, then, translates the word "fuck"?
- "Oh my God".

- And unless the cannabis is the tree? Well, it is with a mind so small!
- What do you think, losers? You taught in 5th grade History? Well, of course, hemp is also a tree! Just don't give her grow!