Movie: Good luck gentlemen
Don't play, don't drink, don't steal... without me!
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MegaMozg 10-01-2024 / 19:06
- I'll tie it up. I'll get a job.
- By whom? In his native collective farm watchman?
- Why watchman? I can clean the snow, put bricks... or a translator. I already know English.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:33
- Sorry...
Quote Explanation: In the men's toilet.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:30
- Now there are two pieces.
- And there's another one in the country.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:27
- And all the managers?
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:21
Just keep in mind, colleague, the lock will be strong!
Quote Explanation: The head of the kindergarten warns Yevgeny Ivanovich.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:15
- You yourself are a Christmas tree! Well they say to you, in!
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:12
There is a man in a jacket! And there it is ... a tree!
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:09
- The assistant professor would have made.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:06
- We will rob the embassy!
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MegaMozg 09-01-2021 / 23:21
And he said - "let's go empty!"
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MegaMozg 09-01-2021 / 16:27
We'll hide, and he the hole to watch!
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MegaMozg 13-07-2019 / 14:04
This Vasily Alibabaevich, the bad man on my leg, the battery dumped, bitch!
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MegaMozg 13-07-2019 / 14:03
- Breakfast today in kindergarten we are off!
- Hurray!
We fly on a space rocket to Mars. A commander is assigned to Igor. Igor - you're going commander. Please, take up the space of a spoon. Refresh yourself thoroughly. Rocket before lunch on the ground will not be back.
- Brilliant!
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MegaMozg 13-07-2019 / 14:02
The channel here! Horns potrzeba, radishes!
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MegaMozg 10-05-2019 / 19:07