Character: Evgeny Troshkin

- And all the managers?

- We will rob the embassy!

This Vasily Alibabaevich, the bad man on my leg, the battery dumped, bitch!

- Breakfast today in kindergarten we are off!
- Hurray!
We fly on a space rocket to Mars. A commander is assigned to Igor. Igor - you're going commander. Please, take up the space of a spoon. Refresh yourself thoroughly. Rocket before lunch on the ground will not be back.
- Brilliant!

I am angry and terrible gray wolf, I know a lot about pigs! Grrrhhh!

Well, what kind of people you are! Shame on you! You for forty years, more than half your life is over. What do you have behind? What's in this? What's ahead? The darkness, grime, fear, and nothing human! Come to your senses come to your senses before it's too late! Here's my advice.

Let them think that we are athletes.

- Ethical, not ethical! That we have them make a fuss, to take bail. And it is necessary, as in the old days there were in Turkey. Put the thief in a VAT of shit, only his head sticking out - and carry the city. And above him an executioner with a sword, and every five minutes ka-AK whack with his saber over the VAT. So if the thief doesn't dive, no more head. So the whole day he dived in the shit.
- So it is in Turkey. There is warmth.

- Where is your wife?
- No.
- Died?
- I died.

- What have you got?
- It is necessary!

- Get out!
- In-in! And let channel!

All right, comrades! Fenita La Commedia!

- There are a lot of interesting games. City, for example. I'm "Moscow" say, you mean "a", Astrakhan, for example, and you, therefore, "n", Novgorod. Tell Me, Fyodor.
- What am I?
- Well, say the "d".
- Vorkuta.
- Why Vorkuta?
- I was sitting there.

- Boring without vodka.
- And you have to get drunk like swine? You can just sit and talk.
- I'm not a Prosecutor, so you are heart-to-heart talk.