Character: Fedor Petrovich Ermakov / Bias
It gives, huh?! Apparently he cracked his head pretty bad...
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MegaMozg 01-05-2024 / 15:42
- I'll tie it up. I'll get a job.
- By whom? In his native collective farm watchman?
- Why watchman? I can clean the snow, put bricks... or a translator. I already know English.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:33
- Sorry...
Quote Explanation: In the men's toilet.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:30
- Now there are two pieces.
- And there's another one in the country.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:27
- You yourself are a Christmas tree! Well they say to you, in!
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:12
There is a man in a jacket! And there it is ... a tree!
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MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 16:09
And he said - "let's go empty!"
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MegaMozg 09-01-2021 / 16:27
And he was still lipstick on the mirror drew a naked woman.
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MegaMozg 20-04-2019 / 08:25
San Sanych! Gavrila Petrovich swears the hair dryer.
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MegaMozg 20-04-2019 / 08:23
Card buy, bast!
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MegaMozg 20-04-2019 / 08:22
I say to him this morning - I have a cold. So he...
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MegaMozg 01-10-2018 / 16:04
Move your horse, age will not see!
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MegaMozg 01-10-2018 / 12:02
- I'm a lousy Jackal: in children, the money was confiscated, a kindergarten was robbed.
- What culture was and? And when you're there in the column with the petrol donkey urine was diluted as hell?
Some petrol, and the children...
- Where to go?
- Prison!
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MegaMozg 04-07-2018 / 01:20