French [Theme]

- You are absolutely not similar to the Soviet woman. Your loving glance, your figure remind me of Sophia Loren.
- I heard it from Federico Fellini.
- Federico Felini? Oh! I must tell You, you speak very good French.
I've heard this from Yves Montand.
- It's amazing!

- Do you speak English?
- No.
- Français?
- No.
Italian?
- No.
- Only Portuguese?
Yes.
- And I'm not.

Ah, this damn language! He never brought good to anyone... at least anyone of a British citizen. However, we also have the French to speak among themselves in some language.

I limit myself to the French language, because it is the only foreign language that we try to teach our children. Knowledge of German is regarded as treason.

This is my speech defects, stuttering, the way to choke words, my art, chant, and especially painful taste accent made me so much to pore over the French style and to achieve something in the language every day I shred every word.

The French language is in fact poor, but the French know how to use all that it has, in the interests of speaking, and making them rich in the word.

In French you can talk about the heroism and valor with dignity, you know. And in English it is impossible to talk about the heroism and prowess, becoming a bit ridiculous, you know that too. Why is it more profitable to talk to you in English.
In fact, I and English hero, brave and all that jazz.

I'm afraid to speak French because every time I feel like my mustache grow faster than when I speak Spanish.

In Paris on the first day you get used to the idea that all civilized mankind is explained exclusively in French, the evening accept the fact that you personally are no longer an integral part thereof, and the next morning start to enjoy, once again finding that opportunity is not to dismantle the playing around human speech - with what incomparable pleasure.

Norman suddenly realized that he knows all that silly old song by heart. What is this life when you can't remember sucks quadratic equation or form the French verb avoir two years later after high school, but even when you are forty, remember every word of the silly songs of his youth?

"Impossible" is not French.

- I love French wines, as well the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic! Especially curses. Like wiping your ass with silk.

Chinese speaks French?! Tell him to say okay!