German language [Theme]

One day some poor fellow suffering from a toothache used his free time to invent the German language.

Vienna music is beautiful, the Marquis.
- It would sound much better without the German language.

I speak German as mother and sister. And it turns out, all understand German in the family besides daddy. But he is very happy because he would not understand us at all. He would like to forget even Russian and go to the mountains, but there's no TV.

The German language does not talk, it is just culturally out of the relationship.

He could not hear the German language. He was not humbled even Beethoven. Exceptions prove the rule. Millions normalized meticulous once in a hundred years give birth to a rebel space incontinence. The Beethoven appear as a protest of nature, which cannot endure forever mediocrity. Basargin knew that he was wrong. All Nations are equally necessary Land is not propaganda, but truth. But there was nothing he could do, when he heard German speech.

German is a disgusting language. No one should ever speak it. You couldn't speak German it's a horrible sound. It sounds like falling down the stairs typewriters eating tinfoil being kicked. Someone speaks to you in German and you think: "well you this happening?! How can we make it stop? Please, go away."

- Nothing, I will scream in German.
- Well, well. Can add a little bit of Russian battle. Only do it with a Berlin accent.

I limit myself to the French language, because it is the only foreign language that we try to teach our children. Knowledge of German is regarded as treason.

He loved to quote the opinion of this ingenious ladies of the German language lies in the fact that this language is not adapted to oral speech, as you have to wait until the end of the sentence to hear the verb and to interrupt the interlocutor is not possible.

For the most part each of us speaks in his native language. I understand a little Russian. But Putin speaks German better. Sometimes he switches to German.

One who is German says, we are not happy.

Decent people are ashamed to speak well German.

The angels all speak German. It's a tradition.

The German language is in fact rich, but in the German speaking we use only the tenth share of that wealth; thus, in fact we are poor in word.