Character: Stirlitz

Thirst for betrayal is also a kind of disease.

- So they can identify only the Reichsfuhrer. Your form hits them.
- What form?
- Your General form.
- Anything not shot down. That me naked, sort of, sitting here?!

Do not faint, but we are all under the hood at Mueller.

Humanity most of all loves other people's secrets.

- Why are you interested in epics? - Dagmar shrugged her sharp shoulders.
- Because you do. A man is known truly when he says about his business.
Is you about men. The woman is known when she loves, feeds the child, makes the man a dinner and watches as he sleeps uneasily...

- Want to play chess?
- Gaby, like a chess partner you do not interest me.

- You have sick kidneys?
- No.
- Sorry. Sorry. Because this decoction is very helpful for kidney patients.

In order to defeat the enemy, you need to know its ideology. Isn't it? And learn it during the battle - to be doomed to failure.

Just ... of all people on Earth, I love children and the elderly.

... the more honest I'll tell You, the bigger liar You may seem.

That old doctor told me that during childbirth, he can determine the nationality of any woman... [Pause]... you Know, women screaming during childbirth...
- I thought they sing songs.
- Understand, kid, they scream in their native language, in the dialect of the area where they were born. So you scream "Mommy" in Ryazan.

- Nothing, I will scream in German.
- Well, well. Can add a little bit of Russian battle. Only do it with a Berlin accent.

A person's character is best known in the dispute.

- ... unless you are a German patriot?
Are. But what is meant by "German patriot"?
- Loyalty to our ideology.
- Ideology is not a country.