Character: Stirlitz. Page 1



- I have the cognac. Want to drink?
Thank you. I also have a brandy.
- But probably you have no salami.
- I have salami.
- So we are both eating from the same plate.
№ 145621   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:59
They think if I don't fell for these twenty years, that means I'm omnipotent. Well can I be Deputy of Himmler. Or even to get into the Fuhrer. Heil Stirlitz. I'm becoming a curmudgeon?
- Nothing on you.
№ 145614   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:59
Want a drink?
- No, thank you.
- What, do not drink?
- I am afraid that you are aware of my favorite cognac.
- Do not consider yourself a figure equal to Churchill. About him I know he loves Russian cognac more than any other. Well, don't want what you want. I'll have some.
№ 88787   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:40
What happened in those two days that I was gone? It turned the world? To earth come down God? Kaltenbrunner was married to a Jewish woman?
№ 40573   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:41
- You have a headache?
- From worries?
- From pressure.
№ 40568   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:41
It became difficult to work. Divorced a lot of idiots saying the right words.
№ 40567   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:41
All of us are ruining the lack of impudence in future vision problems.
№ 40558   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:41
I think the betrayal is terrible, even more indifferent and passive watching is happening and betrayal and murder.
In this case, there can be only one part in it: an end to the murder.
- This is not up to you.
- Independent. What do you call a betrayal?
- Betrayal is passivity.
- No, passivity is not a betrayal.
Is a worse betrayal...
№ 10360   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 02:57