KVN team: Narts from Abkhazia

There is a legend that modern show business is not originated in Liverpool, and high in the mountains of Abkhazia, a gifted vocal talent, the Abkhaz held the audience in 5 or even 6 thousand sheep.

An ad in the Abkhazian hotel: "anyone who saw a Dolphin in the sea, please pay ten roubles to the administration of the hotel".

Children of kindergarten №15 of the city of Sochi for the birthday of her kindergartener and fashioned her from clay boyfriend.

Rumor has it that Abkhazia at night, secretly part of Russia.

The most important thing for Abkhazians is the education of our children. And we are doing everything possible to be formed as much as possible.

- A fable! "Abkhazia and women's dormitory".
- It is not necessary.
Why? There is such a beautiful immoral!

- Where are we going? In the water Park or to a gallery?
Well, in the Park we already had?
Was.
Good place checked, then go to the water Park.

- Why on the beaches of Sukhum there is no locker room?
- You think hot, naked Abkhazia may contain a thin layer of iron?

Listen my last-predposlednii desire, my children, and you, defective.
- Grandpa, how many times have said, is not defective, and married!

- This year the entire seventh grade went to eighth and only your Hasik moved to sixth, why?
Baba had there.

Some mistakenly believe that all meals at the wedding made with tangerines. That's not true - wine from grapes.

- You lied to me. It turns out, there to the sea 10 kilometers!
Is the tide...

- Hello!
- Hello!
- Do you have Marlboro?
- Is.
- What?
- There is only light. It's a pharmacy.

- Got an aspirin?
- There is only the expiry date is over.
- Come on, I also wasn't born yesterday.