Abkhazia [Theme]



There is a legend that modern show business is not originated in Liverpool, and high in the mountains of Abkhazia, a gifted vocal talent, the Abkhaz held the audience in 5 or even 6 thousand sheep.
Release Date: 08.02.2003
№ 158786   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:10
An ad in the Abkhazian hotel: "anyone who saw a Dolphin in the sea, please pay ten roubles to the administration of the hotel".
Release Date: 21.09.2007
№ 141379   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 00:20
Rumor has it that Abkhazia at night, secretly part of Russia.
Release Date: 21.09.2007
№ 141377   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 00:20
The most important thing for Abkhazians is the education of our children. And we are doing everything possible to be formed as much as possible.
Release Date: 31.08.2006
№ 139614   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:02
- Why on the beaches of Sukhum there is no locker room?
- You think hot, naked Abkhazia may contain a thin layer of iron?
№ 126924   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:09
Some mistakenly believe that all meals at the wedding made with tangerines. That's not true - wine from grapes.
№ 126921   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:09
When Abkhazians first came to Moscow I was really surprised. They found that if you liked a girl, you don't have to marry her.
№ 125269   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 15:41
Please note, we pass paranormalne place in Abkhazia. Market! Here often disappear from people's mobile phones and purses! If you steal money, it is not necessary to contact the police. Well, why do you need this trouble?! Steal you!
Release Date: 31.08.2006
№ 125266   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 15:40
Abkhazian doctors give the Hippocratic oath. Their mother far more authority than any prehistoric paramedic.
1 Season Release Date: 12.03.2005
№ 120444   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 09:29
And really, what woman could resist the singing of Abkhazia?
- Deaf!
1 Season Release Date: 15.12.2005
№ 118637   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:41
When the Creator handed out land to all nationalities, Abkhaz were late! On the question of the Creator - "Why are you late?", Abkhaz replied: "I had guests"! Then the Creator gave him the best land, which is kept for yourself! When the Creator was distributing intelligence, Abkhazia was again late. To the question "why are you late?" Abkhaz replied: "I had guests"! Then the Creator got mad and gave him 200 dollars, and visitors with a conscience! So let us drink, because we acted and we do!
1 Season Release Date: 15.12.2005
№ 118634   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:41
It is not necessary to dance with Abkhazian woman, because after this wedding, can immediately start your.
1 Season Release Date: 12.03.2004
№ 118632   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:41
Abkhazian wedding is a mass cultural event, which serves two functions. The first function is entertainment, the second census.
1 Season Release Date: 12.03.2004
№ 118631   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:41
- Girl, what's your name?
- Nastya. And you?
- Abkhazians!!!
- See on TV - "Poor Nastya".
Release Date: 19.09.2004
№ 105265   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:37
- I, the President of the Republic of Abkhazia, solemnly I swear... If I break the oath, and someone will notice...
Release Date: 16.08.2005
№ 105261   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:37