Character: Ross Geller. Page 3

- Jennice said, "Look, don't you think I'm fat?" I looked at her and...
- You what?! Looked? It is impossible to watch. Develop the reflex. "I'm fat?" No. "Is she prettier than me?" No. "Size matters?"
- Not-e-et!

- Listen, yesterday I was behaving very badly. I want to make amends.
- Come on, you're innocent... But how?

- Why are you never with us you play poker?
- Yes, why? Is that purely a male occupation by gender? And that women can't play poker?
Why, women can also be.
- Yes? Then what is it? I think that!.. I think that!.. Or something else?!

- A girl gave you a ride it?
- No, she gave me the box from under him, she was drawn to the bike. I sat on it, and my stepfather dragged me in a box in the back yard.
- What injustice!
- Why, I too had to carry it!

- I don't want to tell you your job, guys, but a shame that a few educated people and Joe can't remember all the States.

- You have no idea what it takes to save the marriage. You need to compromise. It's always nice? No, but you do, Yes, because this is not fun and games, not sipping coffee in the Central cafe. This is real life, just for adult.
- I think he's right. You spend too much time in a cafe.

- I can't believe you're engaged!
- ?
- ... because it all happened so fast, not because you're a loser.

- I'm going to China.
- You do not like our company?

I have a rule: either show up on time, or do not come. My students often use it.

Passion is overrated. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.
Passion is overrated. In the end, she just sort of... fade. But what remains is confidence and security and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.

I'm so excited for you guys. And you are so lucky: both gave the correct name... no One was drunk... no-One is blue and not pink... And first attempt...

Now I like you even less.
- Don't worry, I myself is not happy...

Ross, one indiscreet question: she got the furniture, stereo, TV. But anything left?
You.
- A little!
You nazhgli!

Chandler something's on to us...
- Do you know why?!!
- Nooo...
Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig deeper!