Character: Ross Geller. Page 1

- As soon as I arrived in new York, met here with one. Fun, hot, great kisser, but a very large Adam's Apple. I hated it.
- You or me?
- I. Joey, women don't have Adam's Apple.
- ... Are you kidding me?
Yes, Yes.
- And I, too, was thinking...

- You broke the girl's leg?!
- Yes, and I feel terrible. I want to see her and to give something. How do you think she needs?
- The ability to walk again! This.

I hate to think that your dream was sex.
- Sorry, it was just one time, I was drunk and it was her subconscious.

- How you could steal a credit card?
- I don't know, but look how much they have lost!
- Monica, calm down, the Bank said that you will only pay for their purchases.
- Yes, but what a waste!
- You stole a credit card, it is unlikely to save.
- That stupid, to spend seventy bucks on miracle MOP...
- I bought.

Feel like somebody got a hand to the throat, grabbed the guts, pulled them out through the mouth and wrapped around my neck.
Some cake?

Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen. You will not have problems.
Really? You think so?
I was talking to him. And you're done.

- She said you made her an offer.
- But I did! I did not make her an offer! Unless... did? I haven't slept in 40 hours... and it's so like me!

Tomorrow we're having dinner with dad. You don't mind?
- Oh, shit. Tomorrow's not so good: I promised to jump off the Empire state building and land on a Bicycle without a seat. I'm sorry.

Rachel, I understand how you feel...
No, you don't, Ross! Remember all the bad things that you think and imagine how you'd feel if you found out that the closest to you don't just thinks of you as bad, but it is not the reason to be with you.

- Can I help you?
We passed the four floor stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway, seized with a ferocious pit bull, but the last three meters, of course, the most difficult!

- Okay, let's start with the disadvantages. So interesting. First, Rachel.
- I don't know... Sometimes she seems a little spoiled. Besides, it is quite selfish. Sometimes, in addition to yourself, no one notices. Here Julie - we have so much in common, we both paleontologists. And Rachel is just a waitress.
- Now, Julie. That she's the main disadvantage?
- She's not Rachel...

- I also always thought, how different would my life be if I got divorced.
- In what time?

I know it's your party, but I would like to reduce the number of weirdos that will be there from the Museum.
- How anthropologists to invite will not only fellow dinosaurs.

- No, I will not stop! I'm ugly Ross!
- If you go back, you're gonna be dead Ross.