Character: Rachel Green. Page 2

- One of them kissed the other first?
I do not know.
- He has romantic feelings?
I do not know.
They love each other?
I do not know.
- You know nothing.
- One thing I know, they were making love on this couch.

- So. If I was to grant you one magical wish, that all people on Earth would be peace, abundance, clean environment and great Tits!
- A very good idea. And you, Chandler?
- If I was to grant you one magical wish, I would have done that were performed all my dreams come true.
- All of you are: will grant you one wish, begin to stick with two...

Hey, Mindy? Hi, this is Rachel. Thanks, I'm good. Today I saw Barry. Yes, he told me everything. Nooo, what are you saying... Wish you happiness with all my heart and I hope you and he will be okay. I hope you get married and you have children. A lot of children. And yet, I really hope they all have his old hairline and your old nose!

- Oh, look, look, here's a picture of him! That's crazy!
- Oh right, our Joe I didn't know. Such a view - no fear, no doom.

- Are you upset about something?
- My dad. He said he'll buy me a Mercedes sports car.
- I told you! Her father is a sadist.

- Amazing! The first time I made coffee!
Congratulations. Well, since you're so wound up, you may make an omelet?

- Yes, by the way, Ross, I heard about you and Charlie, I feel for you.
- Everything is fine. I'm sure there's lots of other beautiful paleontologists.
- Of course!
Only one was - this is it! The rest look like they were born in the garbage!

Is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat. It was expensive, but I talked him down.
- Yes? How much?
- 1000$.
- For a cat?!
My grandma had the same cat, I loved her, she was sitting on my lap, purred all day, I was tied to the drawstring of the bow, and she ran after him.
Free cats do that too.

- Ross kept having the same nightmare.
- What a nightmare?
- He was afraid that I will eat it.

- Jennice said, "Look, don't you think I'm fat?" I looked at her and...
- You what?! Looked? It is impossible to watch. Develop the reflex. "I'm fat?" No. "Is she prettier than me?" No. "Size matters?"
- Not-e-et!

- Listen, yesterday I was behaving very badly. I want to make amends.
- Come on, you're innocent... But how?

- Why are you never with us you play poker?
- Yes, why? Is that purely a male occupation by gender? And that women can't play poker?
Why, women can also be.
- Yes? Then what is it? I think that!.. I think that!.. Or something else?!

- I wonder why guys can't understand that a woman's kiss could be more important than that then.
- No, we understand.
- ...
- What, seriously?!
- Of course!
- For the first kiss once you feel how everything will happen.
- But for us a kiss is just a prologue. As for the concert: first comes the compere to warm up the audience, and then a show.
- No, about entertainers, we certainly do not mind... but the ticket I bought is still not for him.

- Who had the idea to name the boat "the Coast guard"?
- This is the coast guard.
- What are they doing here? Beach then won as far!