Character: Rachel Green. Page 3

- How could you forget our kiss?
- I often forget things that is happening to me.

- I accidentally ran into him last night.
- Where?
- At his house...

- Chandler, Monica broke my favorite lamp.
And I'll die alone!
Yes, you feel worse.

- He invited me to dine at the restaurant and said he had a big surprise!
- Maybe he's going to say he's gay?
What? No! Why?
- It would be a big surprise. Really?

- So, I figured out what to cook. Lesbian wedding, chicken Breasts.
God, I already felt sick.
- Come on, I'm not going to decorate the nipples of carrots!

- Doctor of Sciences is not worse than the doctor's medicine!
- Of Course, Ross. If I had a heart attack in the restaurant, I want you to be there with his brush for fossils.

Ben said the first word. He said "Hey!"
What? One word "Hey"?
- No, the great American novel "Hey!"

I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have Marcel to a zoo to give?
He's fucked everything. Deflowered my Barbie doll. Now her no marriage will not take...

Men all too easily.
Is we easy?! Yes, women are a hundred times easier. Let's say you have to undress, please, and pulled the bra out of the sleeve. Us such comfort never dreamed of. Personally, every time I jealous, aren't you?!
- My God! You do not have to wear.
We are even deprived of this!

- My God! There's a naked man playing the cello!
- Say thank you that he is not playing the instrument smaller.

- You think that's bad?
- Bad!
Why?
- Because it is not good!

Trust me, if you win the lottery you never no more see!
- Please! I'll buy some new friends. And then they'll pay for plastic surgery so they looked like you as two drops of water!

- I really have feelings for you.
Really?
Yes. I feel that you get on my nerves.

Come and tell him that you like him. What?
Yeah what he hears!