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The only time when women are naturally physically strong is childbirth. This is a wonderful and superhuman strength, which at the injustice women receive only during childbirth. You get that superhuman strength only once. <...> And then you can be used. This disproportionate amount of power. Mother nature played a cruel joke with us. Do you know how many pounds per square inch shmonki requires that you have a baby? We don't even use hands! You're like a Python digesting a goat. With perseverance, anger and motherly love. We can do that with his body, but the rest of the year it is difficult for us not to do push-UPS from knees. It's not fair.
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MegaMozg 30-08-2017 / 22:09
The later a woman gives birth, the higher her maternal instinct.
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MegaMozg 20-08-2017 / 23:39
- You'll be fine. Women get nervous too before birth.
I'm not a woman!
- Well, pregnant people... nervous. Everyone is nervous before giving birth!
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MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 20:54
It is possible and without money to bear, but the best money.
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MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 16:08
I don't understand why drag us men to give birth. <...> We do not need to haul! I watched the movie "Alien", I don't like it, I don't want! Women usually say: "Just be there holding my hand..."
Listen, we're not dragging you to your procedure somehow, right? We do not say: "Look, I need to be a proctologist... and as I stand there on the elbows with a stranger finger in the ass, I want you by my side."
4 Season 26 Series Release Date: 26.02.2017
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 19:06
I'm not sure you should be here when it all starts. As my ex-husband: "It's like watching burning your favorite pub." Think!
Quote Explanation: Gynecologist offers Jack and Mark get during childbirth Bridget.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:50
My wife recently gave birth and she now goes some fitness, smites... Complies with any diet. Constantly asking: "How do I look? Okay?" And I think: "Mother, calm down! You were a man! You look okay for a man which left the man." And I'm in shock, you know, because if I went to the man, I would never do nothing else. That would be my excuse for the rest of my days on any of its claims.
- Victor, why not removed?
- A man came out... Let it cleans. Why the heck is it then overlooked?
4 Season 18 Series Release Date: 09.10.2016
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:03
You know what's funny? How men are involved in childbirth. Pretend that they, too, participated. They attend classes in the Lamaze method. I know these classes? Classes where you learn to breathe correctly. This is a very Western thing, modern. It came up with a man. And we, men, like, "Well, OK. Let them "coaches breathing" at the time of pregnancy. And during childbirth will remind them to breathe. And then it turns out that the child was born to us."
Quote Explanation: Method the Lamaze technique of preparation for childbirth developed in the 1950-ies by the French obstetrician Fernand Lamaze as an alternative to medical intervention during childbirth. The training program includes breathing techniques, exercises for
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:07
If you don't count the inevitable rupture of the perineum, the birth went smoothly for me. I without difficulty came out with a head forward position, so highly valued by mothers, embryos, and midwives.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:23
- Marcos, I'm not going to have a baby.
Why?
I don't like where it goes.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47
Caused "Ambulance". She didn't come. And then I was born myself.
Quote Explanation: TVC, Events, February 21, 2007
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 10:00
- Oh, Mama!
Can we resolve everything?
- Mom, look he make me laugh?
Quote Explanation: Katya is taken to the hospital by ambulance.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:02
Childbirth is normal! Like driving. You go, you go. Normally themselves go. And then - oops! from the corner of the "KAMAZ". Drove KAMAZ drunk. Rubber "KAMAZ" bald. But the road is icy.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 21:54
Murder is like childbirth. I am the father and mother. I open a door to another world. Give a new life.
Quote Explanation: Entry to 11 films.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 15:45
That old doctor told me that during childbirth, he can determine the nationality of any woman... [Pause]... you Know, women screaming during childbirth...
- I thought they sing songs.
- Understand, kid, they scream in their native language, in the dialect of the area where they were born. So you scream "Mommy" in Ryazan.
3 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:53
