Character: Jerry

- Of course I'm joking. Why would I share with a person who lies to children?

- Lies!

- I'm Tom.
- And I'm Jerry.
- Are you talking to?

You are the gift. A gift from heaven. People like you are few in number - God, occasionally taking pity on the unhappy lot of fools, gives them one of these, Gitel. And for including me.

- You don't want to cry? I feel like it.
- Meanness is not dissolved in tears, otherwise, this city would be nothing but a dirty puddle.

To hell with the shuriken, I donuts event ninja!

- For years I've tried to crack you. Thought with a body like that only make their way through the bed. But as it turned out, you're frigid.
- No, Jerry - you are disgusting.

Once things have recently been not very good, you want me running this place alone?
- You are alone. In your soul you're alone. That's why you people are divided into two different halves. For the happiness of a brief reunion.

- You'll be fine. Women get nervous too before birth.
I'm not a woman!
- Well, pregnant people... nervous. Everyone is nervous before giving birth!

- Translate.
"If one receives evil from another, do not return him evil." "Instead, let him love your enemy, that love might unite them"... I heard it all before, the human "Bear".
- Of course, there it is written. The truth is the truth.

- You have not bothered to read this book?
- No.
- By the way, what is it?
- About different things.
- Oh, for God's sake!
It's called "Bear". It contains the words of our great teacher Shizumasa.
- To read it, probably, it is necessary to know the language drakov, right?
- Do not interfere.
- So teach me the language drakov.
- This book is not for you, Dauvide.
- Of course! Shizuma too good for people?
- Not for all people and for you personally!
- Starting to get personal.
Did you remember what I said about Shizumaru?
- No, but you seem to have forgotten what I said about Mickey mouse!
- I did bad. I... was wrong.
I, too, was wrong, I said about Shizumasa.
A: http://cinematext.ru/movie/vrag-moj-enemy-mine-1985/?page=12

- You saved my life. Why?
- Maybe... I need to look at another person. Even if it is as ugly as yours.
- Do you still believe that people are ugly?
- In comparison with fights - very ugly. But the thing is that there is - even more ugly than you.

- You know the old saying: if at first success is not achieved, you have to try again.
Of Davide, you learned that from a great teacher drakov, Sizemeat?
- No, Mickey mouse.
- Who? Mickey Maussa?
- Mickey Mouse.
Is a great teacher for Erckmann?
Yes. Something.

Plumbing do not pay for banging on pipes, and for understanding exactly where to hit.