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- I need a favor. As it turned out, on the ground it is customary to ask someone to become a backup parent in case something happens with this.
- You seriously ask me, the embodiment of evil, become the godfather? How ironic.
- Luzi, birth is at hand, and I still don't know how to be a father. How can I prepare?
I thought to explain the obvious is no longer necessary. I'm not the person to ask for advice on fatherhood, but if you really want to know how people raise children, maybe you should ask them? As for the godfather, trust me, brother, best I can do for you and your baby is to stay as far as possible.
4 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 27-02-2020 / 07:08
Not to have just because you say that the time has come, if you must. Listen to the heart, acute the mirror to keep in your pocket. Black people do not live and not let others. And you may live. And just as you want yourself.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2020 / 15:07
Not to have just because you say that the time has come, if you must. Listen to the heart, acute the mirror to keep in your pocket. Black people do not live and not let others. And you may live. And just as you want yourself.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2020 / 15:07
Pregnancy and childbirth - the physical and moral violence against women.
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MegaMozg 24-12-2019 / 14:16
Now the girls probably know that in Russia we have officially any woman with 27 years old is considered "staracademy". I think kapets term! It sounds like an insult. ... I think you're wrong. All women are different. There should be no specific age to define "late" or not. It is necessary to do so in Russia: so we can officially "staracademy" was considered a woman since, as soon as you shampoo with nettle or as soon as you congratulated someone with a birthday poem, all, goodbye. But finally we have in the state understood that this term is offensive and insulting. Now do not use. The term "starorodyaschaya" removed and we have changed it to another term, in their opinion, less offensive and insulting, "age a woman in labor". Thank you! Sounds like a bad insect.
6 Season 14 Series Release Date: 25.11.2018
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Viker 22-11-2019 / 09:01
Help young families at least flat, then they might give birth. If not, they will Finance rubber products. And so, put the population in a situation in which to bear children is not an option and expect the population will increase. I don't know, maybe they output ideal breed "of debiloidov". From patient people patient parents, and the rest will die out as mammoths.
237 Series Release Date: 08.11.2019
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MegaMozg 16-11-2019 / 20:22
My child gave birth in Stepnogorsk. I love this break because nobody knows where it is and what it is. Generally every time when I say that we gave birth to in Kazakhstan, everyone is asking:
- Astana, Alma-ATA?
- No, Stepnogorsk...
- The child is alive? Thank God!
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Viker 14-07-2019 / 12:03
- What was it you wanted to ask me?
- You know that my dad is crazy.
- He made me watch a slideshow about the birth of a chicken... So, yeah.
- And now, he wants you to come for dinner.
- I'll pass.
1 Season
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MegaMozg 30-04-2019 / 23:13
If I had her on a cold concrete sidewalk, among the machines and noise would be better. The child would immediately understand that this world is not soft and nothing to count on a warm welcome.
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MegaMozg 28-04-2019 / 21:23
Honey, I want to have a baby from a loved one. And if it does not, then from you.
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MegaMozg 02-09-2018 / 18:03
About giving birth in pain, no one should not know.
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Viker 24-04-2018 / 09:32
- How old are you? 26-27?
- About.
- Most of my women readers over forty, so that everything changes, believe me. You have no idea what it feels like to give birth.
- I can imagine.
- Yes? Can you imagine that?
- That when you give birth, no wonder, soon as I was in a car accident. Then a few weeks of pain, and then begin to breastfeed and feel like an animal give milk, especially if decanted. Tired, hands appear bumps all blouses stained and the husband looks at you: "Oh my God, what happened?", and even thoughts not to make love, as if he'd never find it in yourself.
1 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 06-03-2018 / 16:10
The hospital is a unique place, because from there comes more people than comes.
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MegaMozg 18-11-2017 / 16:02
I'm not worried. I took her to the hospital, nine months reading books about pregnancy. Looked home delivery network, others, for some reason... I'm not worried. I'm not worried... I panic.
Quote Explanation: Julia Terekhova, Andrei's wife, in her last month of pregnancy.
3 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 27-09-2017 / 19:03
The child needs to be lead - imbuing him with great love, tenderness and care, - to forgive parents for what they made him into this world (without his knowledge), or immediately declare itself to his need for destruction.
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MegaMozg 11-09-2017 / 03:03