TV show: MOUNT SHOW

Rogozinski robot Fedor proved that early to worry. By 2030, our effective managery just dressed sales assistants in costumes robots. Moreover, the scheme has already worked. By 2030, most Russians will lose just a job, and robots as it was not, and never will. And if anything, the robots do not agree on the wages for which are Russians.

Why seventy gallons? Think of paying. After all, if poured more than seventy liters, that likely would no longer act medicines based on alcohol. And, by the way, why Russia? They decided that we need to save it Tver? By the way, the other, living in Tver, said that the plan didn't work. For fornication, he says, continues to pull, especially have to drink. So I think either he was in a bunker hiding during the flight, or pop incompetent. And so I can tell you, is risky business: if he dropped the Cup and hit someone on the head, it would be worse. But it would be healed from sexual immorality and drunkenness.

Patriotism of Elizabeth and the other children of bureaucrats can only envy! In the thick of the enemy climb to the front, and we are here to sit in the rear. Shame on you, comrades, shame on you! They could choose a more easy way. To train in a friendly parliaments of Venezuela, North Korea, Syria or Central African Republic. But no! They don't choose easy ways. One can only admire!

Interestingly, and what position may qualify Rogozin in the company of Elon musk? Well, a maximum, a bathroom cleaner or janitor. And then there is a probability that you're going to vanish broom and toilet paper on a cosmic scale.

Rising wages are? He trolls, or what? No, Mr. Siluanov, the wages of the people grow as fast as the hair on your shiny head!

Our "Central Bank" has long turned into a "Bank of tricks". The main crooks and parasites sitting there, artificially devaluing the rouble. "Bank of jokes", which produces the paper, like money, is nonsense. We've got bigger problems, namely, as it turned out, the ATM machines, similar to ATMs that accepts any garbage. It is necessary to check, take toilet paper or not? I just know for this problem, I propose to simultaneously deal with the issue of health and education that only looks like health and education. Just like the denominations "Bank of tricks".

The state is well able to fight poverty only when less will start to climb into the pockets of the citizens. It needs to be done right now! Time to lose no! Please treat this with understanding, at the end of it all!

[Putin: "It reminds me of a conversation in legal advice, when grandma comes in and says to the lawyer: "am I right?" Lawyer: "you Have, grandma."
"She: "No, I want to ask, do I have the right". "Yes you have!" - "Well can I or not?" "No, grandmother, I cannot."]
And the grandmother isn't a Russian name? And why is this joke only applies to doctors? Rather, it is the anecdote for all residents. So this grandmother always possible to put. For example, the anecdote about the election. Almost all the situation in Russia is explained by one anecdote. I have the feeling that this is anecdote, and a quote from the new Constitution.

Help young families at least flat, then they might give birth. If not, they will Finance rubber products. And so, put the population in a situation in which to bear children is not an option and expect the population will increase. I don't know, maybe they output ideal breed "of debiloidov". From patient people patient parents, and the rest will die out as mammoths.

How math explains the fact that watch some officials are five to ten years of their work remains a mystery. Who will be able to explain it, he is likely to win a Nobel prize!

Finally! May decrees began to run! Now the Darkest I can buy another trailer "SKIF" and substitute 21 "Volga" 24. Well done - take care of people. First, raise the retirement age, raise taxes, and only since then have raised his salary in the last turn, by the way! Despite the fact that he had fungi and dead-fall in the forest to walk, and Dimon so generally to improve the production of moonshine and wine. Well, in fairness it should be noted that the salary of 4.3% from October 1, increased and the public sector too. This is somehow the media are reluctant to wrote. But the question is: what for the President and Prime Minister salary? They have eternal and on a fixed income. They probably don't even remember what it looks like the ruble. Though he said he didn't know how much gets. From the outside it looks like this: "I don't know how much, but definitely wish she were 4.3 % more!"

Yes, Lord, it would be enough for the country club! Well, or overpower them in the Circus on Tsvetnoy Boulevard. There and soft chairs, and a playpen for any of the speakers. And so, friends, wherever you sit still, the deputies did not fit! To be honest, there is not only the building in need of repair. Sometimes I get the impression that emptiness is not only the Foundation, but also in the minds!

Personally, I, the victim of perestroika and the collapse of the Soviet Union, it will be enough incentives in the form of Gorbachev and Anatoly Chubais on his bunk. If it happens - can I cross off the list! But judging by how much dough you spend on the contents of Gorbachev and Anatoly Chubais, then it looks that they are the main victims of restructuring.

As it turned out, you can take a person from Gascony, but Gascony from person never. Yes, this musketeer do not care, you may Park your horse where he wants, the more that is the Trustee of the cardinal GDP and Sonny so all the parliamentary count! He doesn't care at all - he has a hat and the people for him a thousand devils, dogs!