TV show: MOUNT SHOW. Page 3

Why decide for us, eh? Frustrating! More like nice, very nice! And what an ugly word "survival"? You go out and take a walk through the cemetery, look up how many men live and then only tryndyat about the life expectancy of the population! On paper I can also write about the fact that people are living to a hundred years. Survival!
Now listen to us, your citizens. We here believe that the current level of wages snickering officials based on outdated data. Yes, in conditions of economic crisis, when "there is no money, but you hold on," officials must be frustrating to get paid. Your position is clear. You don't want people to live to retirement. So they do not survive! No seniors, no problem. But as they say, fuck you to hell!

Another romantic name! Bloody years, when the junta sold the country, their honor and conscience, but about honor and conscience I bent them they didn't have. When people packs... Who died in the war, and who from hunger. To enumerate all the negativity endlessly. And these years, this lady offers to call "saints." Give a new sect of Holy 90s! Even the Church does not need to build for worship, it is ready, is in Yekaterinburg. Called "the Yeltsin centre". And Holy unemployment 90! Ah, those were the days, could not work at all! I'm not talking about the Holy post ' 90s, when eat years there was nothing. <...>
In General, their grandchildren these tales to tell. For some, these years were really Holy and heavenly, but why to talk about it all over the country, citizens of which in those years was in a branch of hell on Earth?

But for mortals the presumption of guilt! Troika, Troika still legitimize what trifles? MIA works! The presumption of trust... how's That? "Citizen, take the bottle now, and in the court of appeal then!" So what? Maybe you have to grant the right of first wedding night? In short, no matter how sad it sounds, but the presumption of trust in the police is not about our police. At least for now. Maybe you still won't get ahead of yourself and earn this trust? What a word, eh? Presumption, a priori! Have you ever the meaning of these words you know to begin with? And again, the observance of the law must be in the blood of every police officer, okay? Here when will be, then we'll talk!

That is, the growth of pensions by 2035 will be zero. Well, but the same height! And zero is better than nothing, agree? And not in the negative, in the end, I hope! But after 35 years as arguing, neither the Ministry of economic development will not stop, and begin to live! Anyway, to be a pensioner in Russia - it's a calling. Who does not agree - let him go into business. So, stop! I do not understand. You a few weeks ago tryndeli that after eighteen years, everything will be hunky Dory. And, sorry, I stand corrected, pensioners are not affected. The enemies of our people. If you live to 2035, then do offer them to pay the penalty for unreasonable expectations of economic development.
Hey, Ministry, question? Why the heck do we need you?

He even understands himself, what is? Or is it a subtle hint that you need more money? Well, a month before the confederations Cup lifted the lawn and going to spend three million on his replacement. Awesome! Put already a tile yard or flooring and just paint in the green color! Will not be worse! I would have just turned this stadium into the greenhouse and be planted in the tomatoes and corn, and Russian players would be driven to the field to till the garden. No, the officials who are responsible for this pile of scrap metal. Believe me, the benefits would be greater! Not so expensive, you see. Yeah, not expensive at least, you shouldn't have to be so expensive, just campaign someone sawed ninety percent of the money this great shame of the country!

Gazprom - dreams come true konyashek! As the saying goes: "Loot taxpayers under the horse's tail." 200 Lyamov... that's what I understand of horse prices! And anyway, why "Gazprom" the monopolist, we need advertising on TV? And on a horse! To entice viewers to buy gas? Didn't know if we've missed something? You have competitors? We can still buy gas in the house? Friends, it turns out we have a choice, and we don't know. I did the first time I hear about this channel. Yeah, sorry, I should be ashamed, because every second in our country breeder. Really need the channel! Especially in a crisis! But just strange that no one's watching. It is actually very simple - Miller [head of Gazprom] it turns out that the horse owner. So I wait for another channel, for example, from Shuvalov - "the World Corgi".

Stand aside, serf! Get out of here! Yes, it still has not been officially determined place of Montenegro in the Alliance. Oh, and how eager is that? Welcome to the NATO, Montenegro! The Prime Minister has even little soul is not enough to object to the landlord, then he and the host. In response, he just smiled sweetly. Now is the grandchildren, perhaps, telling: "I have the trump pushed, you know?" Well at least the slap had not been for the fact that underfoot. <...> Immediately obvious who in the family the baboon is the alpha male "godfather"!

The money is there, but you still hold on, for it is not for you. Campaign Shuvalov gave Corgi puppies, but this is not accurate. Apparently, this plane can catch dangerous criminals alone. I wonder why in the list there is no order of pole dancers, a hall for discos? Where's the Jacuzzi? Where a Golf course? Why buy a plane?! Maybe something we do not understand? Maybe we are stupid? But why my aunt which pisses me off only one of its kind, the President of Lithuania Grybauskaite, flies economy class? Indonesia's President Joko Widodo, too, flies economy class? <...> In General, of course. Do not rock the plane. MIA swayed from this.

The undervaluation of the ruble will lead to the impoverishment of Russians... okay? And when you got it? The mind boggles! How do you know? Nobel prize to that guy, I, too, captains obvious! But I do not understand: what happened? You yourself we rubbed in over three years that a weak ruble is good. Now the other way around. You are there to do what? Soothsayers, or economists? In short, from this Bazaar, I realized that the strong ruble people, and weak oligarchs. And all anything if the oligarchs shared with the people.

Help the state, put your hooves on the day of retirement! If he died before retirement, then let him pay the relatives of the missing contributions to officials with died of hunger. Do you not understand? Yeah, yeah, so it looks like a perfect Russian for Kudrin. The media, of course, also can hypnoti on the headers. Thought, Kudrin took over executions. But when I read about raising the retirement age, breathed a sigh of relief. So, of course, Yes, godly. Well, it is true, right? What trifles? Cancel it already does! Does not work, you know. Then let the seniors go at a red light, and in zoos to touch wild animals. The effect is stunning! And save our economy!
And you know, pay the old lady retired, she voted for the core. Don't pay the old woman a pension - she still votes for the "Edro". Question: why do I have to pay the old woman a pension? To have someone to vote for "Edro"! In our country many people after fifty there is nowhere to get, and to fifty years of course work, too heaps of stone nowhere to fall! I mean a normal job with normal income, not the leftovers. And then it is a sensible question: where will work of sixty years, if you even live? In the state Duma and the Federation Council, all seats are occupied, and other such work do not take, and if you take, not more than seven thousand! As I understand it, the belt is forced to tighten only to the common people. Well, we can not, who the people will think on an empty stomach?

Mr Seagull, are you really a Prosecutor? Well, that's great. Take dough in hands all you want, and then just don't forget to come to the Prosecutor's office to report a bribe and apologize. And then do it again. Not life, but sugar! And there, suddenly, a medal will be awarded! Stole - admitted - free. Romance! It would not have had to prove that you are corrupt and pay a bribe! I was plagued by vague doubts. This theme is pushed due to the fact that prosecutors are someone who wants to communicate something and get away with it? I wonder what's next? Killer, confessed to the murder, too, is not to punish? Why not? If mock criminal code in full. The pace we have in the country will soon have no one to put except for the fishers of Pokemon, of course, and likes a repost you can take, so all is good!

And he swallowed the sun, Limpopo captured and a friend he's got, Cheburashka. And then crocodile tears at the end said: "Lord, do not mange pas ICI jour! Give me money please, I have not eaten for six days! Give pennies!" And English lords admired the fiery speech of Gunpowder, was applauded, but the loot is still not given. This is how much I had to drink to confuse a bear with a crocodile? If Churchill knew he would quote drunkards like Poroshenko, he certainly would have taken a vow of silence. Captain chekushku how many years can not get rid of squirrels, now to him and even crocodiles come. Peter, zakodirovana already, because it only gets worse! And you have nothing to compare with animals tuning in... So, for that matter, it's better to be a crocodile. Even sounds menacing and powerful than to be insatiable rabid hog, which have all complete by running through the Western hyenas. And until recently this, as you put it, a crocodile, fed many, including your country. So another quote Churchill, in a note: "When the eagles are silent the parrots talk".

It's just now that it? Lies, hearsay and provocation! Well thanks for that not all of the 146 percent!
- Seller, sell me this stick of butter is twice as expensive.
- Of course, to sell, because more than fifty percent of buyers have a dream that a pack of butter has risen in price twice.
Hey, the polls, and you can see how I voted? Just don't know. Oh, where are these idiotic polls? I mean... who even supports this crap? A survey conducted exactly across the country, not just in the corridors of the Ministry of Finance? Who in their right mind now, and so when bad, will agree to tax increases? No, even to the extent of freaking out what to vzbryknuli normally lazy! You keep us for idiots? Try to really come out and ask this question. You will send three letters, and even a pitchfork tucked into one place instead of an alarm clock.

Probably not a replacement, but rather, the Supplement. A dangerous trend... Mizulina, the Federation Council and the Government in the state Duma - this is a dangerous trend. MS Mizulina, in your opinion, the fight against corruption is not Patriotic? For some reason I thought it was funny. You have to complete Achtung tell that it is unconstitutional. Of course, what do you know, what fall prey! This is our national heritage! A centuries-old tradition! After all, if to fight it, then, dear God, will have to work, of course, if you're lucky and not go to jail during the struggle! An urgent need to introduce criminal liability for insulting the feelings of the corrupt!