TV series: Black lagoon (El internado)

- Speaking of the Emperor of Rome. Mr. Hector, Director of the Board. Maria, the new maid.
Well, well, it's strange that you're wearing.
Okay, if you interfere, I'll go.
- I hate to say this, Jacinta. I ran through the woods, and the woman fell on me in my pants.
- In his underwear?

Black lagoon (El internado) Maria Almagro Hector De La VEGA Jacinta

1 Season 1 Series

№ 268544 Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:33

- Guys, look, what is it?
It's Ivan. He had a head harder than a rock.
Is not the hardest part of my body, beautiful.

Black lagoon (El internado) Ivan Noiret Leon Julia Medina Victoria Martinez Gonzalez

№ 238975 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

Yes, please. She's busy. To pass something?.. The part of the body that you've presented, cut it off and give to be devoured by the cat. And, Yes, more, thank you that this is not the first call. This school, thank you and good night!
- You look, what elegance!

Black lagoon (El internado) Jacinta Garcia Elsa Fernández Campos

№ 238974 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

- Marcos, I'm not going to have a baby.
Why?
I don't like where it goes.

Black lagoon (El internado) Paula Novoa Pazos Marcos Novoa Pazos

funny quotes birth

№ 238973 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

- Ivan, on it light a wedge has not converged...
For me, Yes.

Black lagoon (El internado) Ivan Noiret Leon Victoria Martinez Gonzalez

№ 238972 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

Hey, Joker... take out the chewing gum you stuck under the table and put it in your mouth.
But the lesson should not be chewed.
- Well, eat it.

Black lagoon (El internado) Nora Diaz Miguel Lopez

sarcastic quotes

№ 238971 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

Give me a cigarette, and tomorrow I'll quit Smoking.

Black lagoon (El internado) Hector De La VEGA

funny quotes Smoking cigarette

№ 238970 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

Appearance is not important, the important thing is that she is not married.

Black lagoon (El internado) Fermin de Pablo

№ 238969 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

- They to me?
- No, Jacinta. It excites me.

Quote Explanation: Ivan gives flowers to Julia.

Black lagoon (El internado) Ivan Noiret Leon Julia Medina

№ 238968 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

Or are you telling me the truth, or I fucking walk out of the office!
- Then fuck you dog, not the drug!

Black lagoon (El internado) Marcos Novoa Pazos Hugo Alonso

№ 238967 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

- Sit down, sit down. And more joy on the face. Today is a holiday...
- The birthday of Hitler?

Black lagoon (El internado) Roque Sánchez Navas Jacques Noiret

№ 238965 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

- Fermin, sit down. What are you doing?
At the bottom should be the antidote. I'm not leaving here without him.
- Too many of them and one of you. It's suicide.
- No. Don't worry. I'm not going to die. First I have to save the world.

Black lagoon (El internado) Fermin de Pablo Rebecca Benarroch

the world the universe

№ 238964 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

What were you doing in my room?
- Calm down, kid, your leopard print Thong in the second box. Don't worry.

Black lagoon (El internado) Ivan Noiret Leon Ruben Bosco

№ 238963 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

Perverts - these are rude pigs who only think about disgusting!

Black lagoon (El internado) Jacinta Garcia

6 Season 10 Series

№ 238961 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47

- We could go with the boys from our class.
- No, they fart and eat kasulke from the nose.

Black lagoon (El internado) Evelyn Ponce Paula Novoa Pazos

№ 238960 Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:47